fuck awkward situations, get down to business.
You know what, everyone of the opposite sex needs to have stamps on their heads stating what they are looking for in a relationship. Like, "Boyfriend Material," the kind of guy who will stay faithful until he's looking to be "Husband material," to show what he's made of, or maybe "strictly fucking" would do nicely to ease those morning after tensions of a one-night stand (or multi-night stands). I mean, fuck this "getting-to-know-another-person" bullshit, we live in a fast-paced society where facebook leaves little to the imagination, might as well state it on your forehead. Hey, it saves a lot of trouble, not to mention the nights of useless frustration when you're wondering "what the fuck is going on here?"
And the expansion pack should include the, "in love" glow-in-the-dark sign to be sure you're not messing with the wrong guy. I think this would be pretty useful before you fuck things up. And I mean that in the most literal way possible. zing.
(Oh, and some guys, not that i'm naming names, need to wear a "I'm a flaming douchebag" on their heads. Just so that intentions aren't mistaken, and AIDS isn't spread.)
And the expansion pack should include the, "in love" glow-in-the-dark sign to be sure you're not messing with the wrong guy. I think this would be pretty useful before you fuck things up. And I mean that in the most literal way possible. zing.
(Oh, and some guys, not that i'm naming names, need to wear a "I'm a flaming douchebag" on their heads. Just so that intentions aren't mistaken, and AIDS isn't spread.)