SPRAY 'EM WITH SOME DISRESPECTANT!
two of the best voicemails i have ever received, both by the same lady:
1."hi this is daniel's mum. it's about twenty after one and daniel needs to come home. i can't seem to get ahold him, and i know you are with him right now. could you please send this along and tell him that his mum wants him home. i don't know why you wouldn't answer when your phone is ringing, but i would appreciate it if you told daniel."
all that runs through my mind after hearing that is WRONG NUMBER, up until...
2."this is tess, right? well hi tess, this is daniel's mum. i know you two are together right now and you really need to send him home. i want him home. so tell him that his mum has called. thank you."
all that runs through my mind after hearing this is WHO THE FUCK IS DANIEL?!
after thinking about it long and hard, i mention it to my friend danny (who is the only person i know whos name is remotely close to daniel), and he tells me that it was his british mom who is somewhat psycho. yeah, that was extremely creepy and amusing all at the same time.
best part about it is that she called about thirty times ranging from one am to three am with a blocked number, and that i wasn't even with danny.
but anyway, i have new living quarters, and it's getting painted right now, and my bed is going to be fit for a queen (you'll see), and i'm super excited. also, i hate waking up dehydrated, hungover and ugghhhrablah.
I MISS G. GIL. GILBERT. GILBERT GOMEZ.
where is my coffee?
1."hi this is daniel's mum. it's about twenty after one and daniel needs to come home. i can't seem to get ahold him, and i know you are with him right now. could you please send this along and tell him that his mum wants him home. i don't know why you wouldn't answer when your phone is ringing, but i would appreciate it if you told daniel."
all that runs through my mind after hearing that is WRONG NUMBER, up until...
2."this is tess, right? well hi tess, this is daniel's mum. i know you two are together right now and you really need to send him home. i want him home. so tell him that his mum has called. thank you."
all that runs through my mind after hearing this is WHO THE FUCK IS DANIEL?!
after thinking about it long and hard, i mention it to my friend danny (who is the only person i know whos name is remotely close to daniel), and he tells me that it was his british mom who is somewhat psycho. yeah, that was extremely creepy and amusing all at the same time.
best part about it is that she called about thirty times ranging from one am to three am with a blocked number, and that i wasn't even with danny.
but anyway, i have new living quarters, and it's getting painted right now, and my bed is going to be fit for a queen (you'll see), and i'm super excited. also, i hate waking up dehydrated, hungover and ugghhhrablah.
I MISS G. GIL. GILBERT. GILBERT GOMEZ.
where is my coffee?