Christmas list
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I put money in bespectacled_1's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I broke sluttymush's X-Box (-12 points). In July I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (729 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
eyepatch_kid
Psh; I'm getting him a new one that doesn't hate him for Christmas...
*covers that last line and pretends Mush can't read it*