I don't think cleats are very much use on this raft..but I'm not sure I own any other kind of shoe..

[eyepatch21]

So, um... I've decided to explore the ocean! A little sudden, maybe, haha... but, um... well, a-actually I guess I don't have a choice... Hiruma-san said he was going to take us on another, um, what did he call it? Extreme Death Training Cruise? I think it was something like that... Well, in any case, when I woke up I was on this raft, so... here I

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[justice_giraffe]

Hi! I'm new here too.

If you do find a pizza place that delivers to ships could you let me know? I foolishly left my team mate in charge of the grocery shopping and now we have more booze than food >_>

[eyepatch21]

Oh... that does sound bad, I guess you can't really survive on, um, booze. I will definitely tell you if I find any pizza places that deliver out here, though!

[agent_wolf]

Don't listen to him, you can too survive on booze. You just have to be resourceful and live off the elements. And have a liver of steel.

[eyepatch21]

O-oh... well, maybe the elements are giving him some problems...? I know I always had trouble with the Periodic Table...

A-actually, you know, um, I'm not entirely sure that much alcohol is really very good for you, even if you have a steel liver... Your teammate might be right...

[agent_wolf]

Kid, do you even drink? You look like I could push you over by breathing on you too hard.

[eyepatch21]

Um, no, n-not really, I'm only 15... And I guess I'm pretty light, but I'm not that light... I play football, you know, the gear is kind of heavy.

[agent_wolf]

Oh. Like, weight training and shit? S'cool.

And since when has being fifteen stopped anybody from drinking? I don't think I'd gone through puberty when I started.

[eyepatch21]

Yeah, we do some weight training! I mostly just run, though. And, um... I don't think I could run very well if I were drunk...

[agent_wolf]

Yeah. No, I mean, if you're gonna be training and shit, you need to be...like, sober. But you just need to figure out how much you can drink before you're actually drunk. It's a delicate process. Or something.

[eyepatch21]

Oh... w-well, I guess I'm always open to new things...! I think I would have to ask Hiruma-san about it, though... maybe now that we're pirates instead of football players he wouldn't mind?

[agent_wolf]

Hiruma...san? Seems like a hell of a guy to take orders from...

[eyepatch21]

Oh! Hiruma-san, he's really... well, he's not really nice, I guess, but he's... um... well, I think he would kill me if I didn't, so...

[agent_wolf]

Kill you? Seriously? You gotta learn to stand up to that shit, man. I mean, when I was your age I hung out with people who could kill me, but that doesn't mean they would have. Damn.

[eyepatch21]

Oh, but he's not that bad! I mean, if you can manage to outrun his dog, that is... his dog is really scary. And if you do everything the way he tells you to. And if you don't try to escape him. But other than that he's not that bad!

[agent_wolf]

He sounds like--

...vaguely familiar.

[eyepatch21]

Oh, have you met him? I'm not sure where he is right now, otherwise I would point him out to you...