and then, the turtle was like "holy shit you totally just pwnd that noob on his fatchubbyface!!!!11
"I'm a big fan of burning bridges, makes it much easier to get the funding for repairs."
"Ok now that's just offensive! What happened to talking about blowjobs?!?"
"Dude, he's like a bear! Don't piss him off he'll maul you!"
"I don't have blood, it's all oil and cancer."
me-blood and tears make the best lube. it's all about getting the right mixture.
sam-what is it, about two to one?
me-usually, but it depends.
sam-on which hole?
me-generally.
"That area of the body should never feature a tearing sound."
"It makes masturbation easier."
"She can't have any, she's a jew."
"Carefull, it's been more than ten minutes, he'll think you want his cock!"
interesting night, all in all.
and yes, the porch is majestic.
"Ok now that's just offensive! What happened to talking about blowjobs?!?"
"Dude, he's like a bear! Don't piss him off he'll maul you!"
"I don't have blood, it's all oil and cancer."
me-blood and tears make the best lube. it's all about getting the right mixture.
sam-what is it, about two to one?
me-usually, but it depends.
sam-on which hole?
me-generally.
"That area of the body should never feature a tearing sound."
"It makes masturbation easier."
"She can't have any, she's a jew."
"Carefull, it's been more than ten minutes, he'll think you want his cock!"
interesting night, all in all.
and yes, the porch is majestic.