Taken from an lj post by the writer of QuestionableContent, a web comic.

[eyeofthecrow]

jeph: yes when you fly over here make sure you do not bring sharp things or cell phones or liquids or medecine or hamsters or internal organs on the plane with you
kat: yes
kat: hey do you think iwill be able to bring my chef knife though?
kat: like not in carry on obviously, but in my other luggage
jeph: as far as i know, if it's in your checked bags it's ok
kat: ok
kat: phew
jeph: but you should doublecheck before you go!
kat: i dont think i could live without my pretty knife for 2 months
kat: (yes i am obsessed)
kat: (no i will probably not kill you with it)
jeph: you better not kill me! i am pretty sure that would be a crime!
kat: oh ok! then i wont! i dont want to be in trouble with the law!
jeph: our law is serious law
jeph: if you poke an american you are a terrarist
kat: thats true.
kat: i better not
kat: i dont want nz to go on americas bad list
jeph: we take everything very seriously over here
jeph: nobody is allowed to make jokes. ever.
jeph: no joking.
kat: ok
kat: i will remember all this
jeph: also no smiling or petting adorable rabbits (they may explode)
jeph: invading other countries is ok though!
kat: oh sweet!
kat: as long as its serious...
jeph: yeah the US is the #1 vacation spot for people who like invading other countries
kat: hehehe
kat: (im allowed to laugh right now because i am still in nz)
jeph: yes
jeph: but when you get here- no laughing! and no fidgeting!
kat: UH OHES
kat: i dunno if i can cope with that
jeph: it's difficult, i know
jeph: but that is the price we must pay for FREEDOM

for a further look into the mind of this chap : www.questionablecontent.net

good stuff.
seriously.