~~Things that Indonesia should remember~~
1. Stop using military to solve problem, it will do no good for your reputation.
2. It’s worsening your relation with your neighbor (as if I really care, tough...)
3. And you see, Timor still freak out every time she sees you. (Argh! Guilty feeling…)
4. Other will think you’re such a military fan boy.
5. -> Which only half true btw…
6. Tough you only buy gun from china, or Russia…, or Europe... After America put arm embargo on you.
7. well, Russia make a badass weapon just so you know… ah and I do have indigenous weapon industry I hope I can make those gun by myself!
8. (...Err… I guess I better stop here…)
9. No point arguing with Singapore, or Malaysia, or Aussie… or anyone in that matter…
10. With Singapore-> she’ll win.
11. With Malaysia either end up draw, or lose in humiliation (damn you brotha!)
12. With Aussie, I prefer not to talk about it.
13. Boasting that I win over batik to Malaysia has no big point either.
14. He’ll just boast how he wins Sipadan and Ligitan over me.
15. It will goes with Beyonce, MU, Ambalat, Sriwijaya, Majapahit and list goes on~.
16. Score till now still 50-50.
17. Singapore will choose to stay away as far as possible-> which is impossible since her island positioned between us.
18. You should not challenge Aussie in surfing.
19. No body will win.
20. Not to forget that both of you are too stubborn to stop.
21. Putting flower in your ear is Balinese custom! It’s not gay, okay!
22. Saying that you also have kangaroo -or any unique animal- in your backyard to him won’t benefit you.
23. He will happily play in your backyard in case there is another, so that he can name it.
24. Nature freak…
25. Try to explain to anyone that Bali is IN Indonesia will only exhaust you.
26. Being angry to people for asking “where?” every time you mention Indonesia is no good.
27. It’s your awn fault for not promoting your tourism well.
28. Tough without it Bali is still number 2 in Asia for tourism destination.
29. Creating new design for plane is good, as long as you have the money to copyright it so that nobody can copy it.
30. And you DON’T have the MONEY! Damn it!
31. Get sponsor is good answer ->as long as it’s not Malaysia.
32. Because even after that there are still problem follow (go figure…)
33. Stop burning other nation flag just because you angry to them -> its show how immature you are.
34. You can’t angry if other nation take your culture, because the fact is… u don’t protect them enough!
35. You produce good cars, but you still under Japan license, so you can’t boast over it unlike Malaysia Perodua car.
36. Tough it more profitable that way.
37. No wonder nobody know you right?
38. Dwelling with the past is no good.
39. You definitely don’t want England to still remember about the independence war, or “the confrontations” in that matter. When you do business with him, right?
40. Talk about colonial era with Netherlands will only create awkward situation.
41. Because nobody wants to really remember it.
42. Or actually each party has their own view, and it’s almost totals opposites.
43. Telling Netherlands that I reinvade him trough my culture and my food is no good either.
44. He’ll make funny face, and act like he heard nothing.
45. Make me look dumb.
46. Just laugh when he doesn’t see, the facts still remain.
47. Muahahaha~ (ok… not funny)
48. Remind Portugal that I kick him out easily with turkey’s help is bad thing.
49. They hate each other enough already.
50. Arguing with Cambodia about which kingdom more influential between Majapahit and Khmer is bad thing to do.
51. Hell, even historian still can’t figure it out.
52. It could also damage the relation between us.
53. Especially if Thailand want to join the argument too.
54. I admit I like American entertainment business but I hate their international politic.
55. Just because American boss have connection with your country doesn’t mean you have credit whatsoever.
56. Rats (corruptor) and stray cats (terrorist) are the main problem I have to face now.
57. You can’t blame the geographical position that you’re on top of Aussie, so that the illegal immigrant have to passing trough you to go to Australia.
58. Means->more trouble.
59. Don’t think anything funny you crazy fan girl! -_-;;
60. You are NOT going to become one with Russia!
61. No matter you think how cool he is.
62. Learn from experience will you?
63. You almost become one with him, once.(being communist)
64. And his vodka burned your throat.
65. Protection in Malacca straits put a great deal on you.
66. Because the pirates come from your region.
67. And better not forget that you and Malaysia are the one who refuse America’s help in the first place.
68. Because you both afraid it will end up like Irak.
69. Reminds Malaysia that the terrorist come from his place is too generalizing and kind of insensitive.
70. Mentioning WWII to Japan also insensitive.
71. Try to change the situation by said that he helping you get rid of Holland won’t do.
72. That is such a selfish move!
73. Because that’s mean you didn’t think how Korea, china, or other nations feeling.
74. Being the country with the most Muslim population doesn’t mean you popular in Arab world.
75. In fact, most of them didn’t know who the hell you are.
76. Your Democracy could sometimes become Democrazy if you didn’t handle it well.
77. But at least you can say anything you want about your government.
2. It’s worsening your relation with your neighbor (as if I really care, tough...)
3. And you see, Timor still freak out every time she sees you. (Argh! Guilty feeling…)
4. Other will think you’re such a military fan boy.
5. -> Which only half true btw…
6. Tough you only buy gun from china, or Russia…, or Europe... After America put arm embargo on you.
7. well, Russia make a badass weapon just so you know… ah and I do have indigenous weapon industry I hope I can make those gun by myself!
8. (...Err… I guess I better stop here…)
9. No point arguing with Singapore, or Malaysia, or Aussie… or anyone in that matter…
10. With Singapore-> she’ll win.
11. With Malaysia either end up draw, or lose in humiliation (damn you brotha!)
12. With Aussie, I prefer not to talk about it.
13. Boasting that I win over batik to Malaysia has no big point either.
14. He’ll just boast how he wins Sipadan and Ligitan over me.
15. It will goes with Beyonce, MU, Ambalat, Sriwijaya, Majapahit and list goes on~.
16. Score till now still 50-50.
17. Singapore will choose to stay away as far as possible-> which is impossible since her island positioned between us.
18. You should not challenge Aussie in surfing.
19. No body will win.
20. Not to forget that both of you are too stubborn to stop.
21. Putting flower in your ear is Balinese custom! It’s not gay, okay!
22. Saying that you also have kangaroo -or any unique animal- in your backyard to him won’t benefit you.
23. He will happily play in your backyard in case there is another, so that he can name it.
24. Nature freak…
25. Try to explain to anyone that Bali is IN Indonesia will only exhaust you.
26. Being angry to people for asking “where?” every time you mention Indonesia is no good.
27. It’s your awn fault for not promoting your tourism well.
28. Tough without it Bali is still number 2 in Asia for tourism destination.
29. Creating new design for plane is good, as long as you have the money to copyright it so that nobody can copy it.
30. And you DON’T have the MONEY! Damn it!
31. Get sponsor is good answer ->as long as it’s not Malaysia.
32. Because even after that there are still problem follow (go figure…)
33. Stop burning other nation flag just because you angry to them -> its show how immature you are.
34. You can’t angry if other nation take your culture, because the fact is… u don’t protect them enough!
35. You produce good cars, but you still under Japan license, so you can’t boast over it unlike Malaysia Perodua car.
36. Tough it more profitable that way.
37. No wonder nobody know you right?
38. Dwelling with the past is no good.
39. You definitely don’t want England to still remember about the independence war, or “the confrontations” in that matter. When you do business with him, right?
40. Talk about colonial era with Netherlands will only create awkward situation.
41. Because nobody wants to really remember it.
42. Or actually each party has their own view, and it’s almost totals opposites.
43. Telling Netherlands that I reinvade him trough my culture and my food is no good either.
44. He’ll make funny face, and act like he heard nothing.
45. Make me look dumb.
46. Just laugh when he doesn’t see, the facts still remain.
47. Muahahaha~ (ok… not funny)
48. Remind Portugal that I kick him out easily with turkey’s help is bad thing.
49. They hate each other enough already.
50. Arguing with Cambodia about which kingdom more influential between Majapahit and Khmer is bad thing to do.
51. Hell, even historian still can’t figure it out.
52. It could also damage the relation between us.
53. Especially if Thailand want to join the argument too.
54. I admit I like American entertainment business but I hate their international politic.
55. Just because American boss have connection with your country doesn’t mean you have credit whatsoever.
56. Rats (corruptor) and stray cats (terrorist) are the main problem I have to face now.
57. You can’t blame the geographical position that you’re on top of Aussie, so that the illegal immigrant have to passing trough you to go to Australia.
58. Means->more trouble.
59. Don’t think anything funny you crazy fan girl! -_-;;
60. You are NOT going to become one with Russia!
61. No matter you think how cool he is.
62. Learn from experience will you?
63. You almost become one with him, once.(being communist)
64. And his vodka burned your throat.
65. Protection in Malacca straits put a great deal on you.
66. Because the pirates come from your region.
67. And better not forget that you and Malaysia are the one who refuse America’s help in the first place.
68. Because you both afraid it will end up like Irak.
69. Reminds Malaysia that the terrorist come from his place is too generalizing and kind of insensitive.
70. Mentioning WWII to Japan also insensitive.
71. Try to change the situation by said that he helping you get rid of Holland won’t do.
72. That is such a selfish move!
73. Because that’s mean you didn’t think how Korea, china, or other nations feeling.
74. Being the country with the most Muslim population doesn’t mean you popular in Arab world.
75. In fact, most of them didn’t know who the hell you are.
76. Your Democracy could sometimes become Democrazy if you didn’t handle it well.
77. But at least you can say anything you want about your government.