"Jack, that does not look anything like donated organs."

Oct 09, 2005 01:19

Lizzie has promised to take me to see Body Worlds at the Franklin Institue in Philadelphia. I am greatly anticipating it and will probably lose control of any and all of my bodily functions if we do not go soon. I can not wait. But it is not really can not wait, it is more like will not wait. I am excited. You can not possibly understand. I am looking forward to this mainly because lately I have not had time for a social life or any kind of life at all. I have been busy. What I have been doing is writing about chronic lymphocytic leukemia. But lymphocytic leukemia and I, we are fighting. Instead I am going to write about immune response or t-cells until lymphocytic leukemia apologizes.

I am feeling a lot of stress. For various reasons I decided it would be a good idea to drown myself in two feet of water today until I was more calm. By drown myself I mean take a long and relaxing bath while reading from American Psycho.

"When he asked about my girlfriend's preferred sexual act, I told him, completely serious, 'Forecloser.' Now, dimly aware that if it weren't for the people in the restaurant I would take the jade chopsticks sitting on the table and push them deep into Evelyn's eyes and snap them in two, I nod, pretending to listen to her, but I've already phased out and I don't do the chopsticks thing. Instead I order a bottle of Chassagne Montrachet."

That concludes what has been a more real update for you. I am hoping that you liked it.
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