The meaning of Christmas
Tiktok is having a field day making fun of Hallmark holiday movies and it is hilarious. I keep sending them to Michael. (Receiving a steady stream of funny internet things is a perk of dating me.)
Me: Michael I feel like you’re falling down on your job of showing me the true meaning of Christmas
Me: and also of being my childhood sweetheart
Me: That one’s going to be tough because I didn’t have a childhood sweetheart but you can manage if you really try
Him: 😂 I love all of these hallmark stories
Him: Is does seem like small town PA would be a good setting for one of these
Him: Your best friend is now cousin-in-law to my childhood cousin friends.. I feel like that is close enough for a Hallmark movie
Him: I did get an Airbnb gift card for Xmas. We could take a weekend out somewhere and I can role play as a small town carpenter
Me: I’ll be the big city lawyer who is supposed to shut down your… carpentry
Me: ON CHRISTMAS
Him: There are no OSHA regulations in the Bible..
Him: I will follow in the steps of Jesus, quit being a carpenter and become a teacher
Him: I’ll end up as a teacher of one of your children and we will bond over woodworking
Me: My troubled child who has been acting out because of the lack of a good Christian man in his/her life
Me: this basically writes itself
Him: It’s about this time that you also start noticing my wood..
Him: Or maybe not for the TV cut haha
Me: :o
Me: I could absolutely start noticing how good you look in tight pants though
Me: and your veiny forearms
Me: that is very hallmark-approved
Him: Haha yes, I think we have a solid story here
Him: I will end up having a sexy whittling scene with you like the Ghost pottery scene
Him: And you will see that the law doesn’t apply to love and Christmas
Me: and whittling
Me: I’m going to need a demonstration of the sexy whittling scene
Him: Ok lol, something else to look forward to