Sparkly
I'm cleaning all the bathrooms right now for the party. I'm on the kids' bathroom, which is covered in toothpaste.
Me: can I just ask again, why is there toothpaste in the bathtub?
Ben: oh, that isn't toothpaste....
Me: I don't think your cum is blue and sparkly.
Ben: I've been eating a lot of toothpaste.
Me: can I just ask again, why is there toothpaste in the bathtub?
Ben: oh, that isn't toothpaste....
Me: I don't think your cum is blue and sparkly.
Ben: I've been eating a lot of toothpaste.