Oh god...
haha this one was a joke, but i put it up because it has an ass in it... and because stewie's the fucking MAN with the master plan.
"How come it's a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your two cents in?
somebody's makin a penny..."
Im all for sophisticated humor, but everythings funny when youre easily amused... or drunk.
Ok, one just for old times' sake: "Im not a bad kid, I just like drugs!"- Tom D
Damn I miss all the craziness at Keene, perhaps it is time for a visit.
"Erbody gettin stalked get tipsy!"- Heather P.S.~ Beware the green hornet.
"Every time I masturbate the pope dies"- Heather yet again
Yeah so FUCK gay computer hackers who sit in their mom's basement all day trying to fuck with people they dont even know via computer while they masturbate on their blow up dolls with their sisters' vibrators up their asses.
This might be the most random list of useless crap my brain has ever concieved.
FRANK THE TANK!!!!! ... just wanted to say hi, heres to the good old days, cheers bitch!
So I had a crAZY ass dream the other night, i was driving on the highway, except i wasnt in my car, i was in a shopping cart... . . . I really cant explain this one. but i ended up in florida asking directions from a woman and her daughter who just happened to be driving their grand piano my way. I told you real fuckin wierd. im pretty sure there was some eating of apple pie in there too. Mmmmm, warm apple pie... All i know is that right before i woke up i was backpacking through spain. that dream sucked, it was a lot of work.
Confuscias say: man who fart in church sit in own pew!
Confuscias say: man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!
Confuscias say: man who sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger!
HAHA Who the fuck comes UP with this stuff!?
Portsmouth parking garage. broad daylight. oh yeah.
Fuckin' A
"I got a fever, and the only perscription is MORE COWBELL!" genious, pure genious.
after this damn rain stops, i do believe porch season is officially open!
Disconect and self-destruct one bullet at a time, whats your rush now,
everyone will have his day to die.
All great music comes from great drugs.
a few psychology greats too, did you know Freud was a crack head?
If you're actually still reading this, im impressed. kudos to you.
whodafuckayou?
haha, i am the flawless cowboy! or just a HUGE dork.
Tiffany, youre dating a huge cowboy dork who drives a shopping cart. how do you feel about that?
I love the way my mind works!
if you choose you'll pull the trigger, should your drama prove sincere
Hmmm, i cant be sure, but i think that song "candy shoppe" isn't really about a candy shoppe
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while i was a suspect"
"its a small world, but i wouldnt want to paint it"
alright bedtime for me.
i love you Tiffany <3
~PEACE~