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Pesterlog #1

Mar 20, 2011 23:55

all the bs, what even is this, discedo, so much bs, introduction

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[Text] guardianjoker4 March 22 2011, 07:05:31 UTC

This place is called Discedo. Here's a text file that might help. It's a bit outdated because the person who wrote it isn't here anymore, but for the most part it's accurate.

[Text] eyejabbing March 23 2011, 04:45:06 UTC

That was most definitely the most informative thing I have received since I arrived to this place. I can see how Dave would enjoy it here; I cannot possibly think of something more ironic than a post-apocalyptic wasteland having it's own brochure.

Besides that, thank you very much, miss. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. My name is Rose Lalonde.

[Text] guardianjoker4 March 23 2011, 06:32:54 UTC

It's nice to meet you too! I'm Amu Hinamori. I think I've talked to your Dave before. He writes in red?

[Text] eyejabbing April 5 2011, 06:40:42 UTC

Yes, I do believe that would be him. I certainly hope he has not been too off-putting to your sensibilities. He can be quite brazen, and if irony was measured in pounds, he'd be towing a fair sized truck.

[Text] guardianjoker4 April 5 2011, 06:43:20 UTC

Oh, not at all. He spoke very bluntly but he was nice to me.

[Text] eyejabbing April 5 2011, 06:45:09 UTC

That would indeed be Dave Strider. He is not one to beat around the bush, though his phrasings can be confusing when he goes off on one of his tirades.

Nevertheless, it is pleasing to know he is being civil to a lady.

[Text] guardianjoker4 April 5 2011, 06:49:54 UTC

Yeah! He was just as confused as everyone else is when they first arrive so I gave him that file too. He said he was a knight.

[Text] eyejabbing April 5 2011, 06:53:44 UTC

He was christened a Knight of Time back in our existence on our respective worlds. It was the title given to him by the game.

Hmm. Dave Strider in a state of utter confusion is a fairly humorous thought. He plays himself out to be so cool most of the time, it is funny to think of him having his feathers so ruffled.

[Text] guardianjoker4 April 5 2011, 07:42:50 UTC

Right! That was his power, time.

Oh he was very cool about it. I was freaking out when I first arrived but he took it in well...he took it in stride.

[badump PSSSH]

[Text] eyejabbing April 13 2011, 06:19:48 UTC

[PFFFF]

I did not think it was possible to fathom that Dave's ability to tell completely terrible jokes was contagious, but it appears to have occurred. If you wish to retain your sanity and sense of humor, I suggest you stop absorbing anything he informs you of being "funny".

[Text] guardianjoker4 April 13 2011, 09:21:10 UTC

To be fair, I didn't realize the joke until I typed it!! ^_^; I don't really get his sense of humor, though.

[Text] eyejabbing April 15 2011, 06:02:22 UTC

Not many people are graced with the unique mental capacity to understand the drivel that emits from Dave Strider's mouth and fingers. I advise you not to think too deeply about the subject, lest you tie yourself in a hoard of mental knots.

[Text] guardianjoker4 April 15 2011, 08:28:21 UTC

[Big words! Big words!]

Ahaha, okay! I'll make sure to do that, then!

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