oh man these things come in a few days

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i just ordered some cool 80's slap bracelets with sayings lik "cant touch this and a cool bonjovi one. they only cost me 11 bucks with shipping. all the hippsters will envy them.tonight i get to see dogeball, it should be a great movie. i heart ben stiller.any other ideas of things i should order,anyone?
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jose aka blake montana:this is my porn star alias