I'm actually not nearly as mature as I sometimes seem.
As I was sitting here in the Library, procrastinating on studying for finals, I found this horrible, terrible site: The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Generator. Some of my favorite results:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Frankenstein and Nancy Drew.
The story should use shopping for a Wii as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
This is our first one, which is mostly just nonsensical. It's pretty innocent, though, and up until the point where Victor & Nancy go video game shopping, it actually seems somewhat plausible. I mean, one can totally see Ms. Drew going to investigate the creepy castle on the edge of town...only to find that she's bitten off more than she can chew! Or something.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Blue's Clues and Star Wars.
The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
But then we get to stuff like this. I swear, the very idea of combining Blue's Clues and Star Wars in the first place sounds like a creepy internet fetish to me.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining James Bond and Twilight Zone.
The story should use a character dying two days before they were going to retire as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
Y'know, I think this may actually have been a Twilight Zone episode.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Princess Bride and Bill Nye the Science Guy.
The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
...Do I fail if I admit that I think this sounds kinda awesome?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Around the World in 80 Days and Wheel of Fortune.
The story should use Columbus Day as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
What? See, what really confuses me about this isn't the impossibility of combining a game show with a victorian adventure novel. No, it's the fact that apparently Columbus Day is a plot device now.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Alf and Batman.
The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
...I don't even want to know about this one. Moving on...
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Legend of Zelda and Snakes on a Plane.
The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
Sweet mother of mercy, no!!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Starsky and Hutch and Animaniacs.
The story should use anal sex as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME!
...
Anyway, it's about time to get back to work.
Running for his life while there's still time since 1986,
--mark
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Frankenstein and Nancy Drew.
The story should use shopping for a Wii as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
This is our first one, which is mostly just nonsensical. It's pretty innocent, though, and up until the point where Victor & Nancy go video game shopping, it actually seems somewhat plausible. I mean, one can totally see Ms. Drew going to investigate the creepy castle on the edge of town...only to find that she's bitten off more than she can chew! Or something.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Blue's Clues and Star Wars.
The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
But then we get to stuff like this. I swear, the very idea of combining Blue's Clues and Star Wars in the first place sounds like a creepy internet fetish to me.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining James Bond and Twilight Zone.
The story should use a character dying two days before they were going to retire as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
Y'know, I think this may actually have been a Twilight Zone episode.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Princess Bride and Bill Nye the Science Guy.
The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
...Do I fail if I admit that I think this sounds kinda awesome?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Around the World in 80 Days and Wheel of Fortune.
The story should use Columbus Day as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
What? See, what really confuses me about this isn't the impossibility of combining a game show with a victorian adventure novel. No, it's the fact that apparently Columbus Day is a plot device now.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Alf and Batman.
The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
...I don't even want to know about this one. Moving on...
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Legend of Zelda and Snakes on a Plane.
The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
Sweet mother of mercy, no!!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Starsky and Hutch and Animaniacs.
The story should use anal sex as a plot device!
Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME!
...
Anyway, it's about time to get back to work.
Running for his life while there's still time since 1986,
--mark