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Aku is back! His career hit a snag with that nasty business on the mountain, but now he's HERE. IN LUCETI. Better than ever! Aku is in his man form, standing at a respectable seven foot tall. What villainy is he up to? The most diabolical of all. Starting from the very bottom of the village, at House 60, Aku is just Power Walking his way through Luceti. His path will take him all the way up to the plaza and onward as he crosses onward towards House 4 and beyond to the mountains.
Is he attacking anyone? Nope. But will he kick any puppies he comes across? You betcha! He isn't here to cause trouble, folks. He just wants you to know that despite what opinion polls say, Aku is still in Luceti and he owns this place. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive!]