update
Update on bathroom mayhem:
I just went to the toilet in there. After first removing concrete rocks the size of dice from the seat, and wiping it down.
They were still up there, working with power tools right above me. I was thinking: is it worse to die hit by a brick while naked in the shower, or with your pants around your ankles on the toilet?
However, I am not dead.
Beneath cut is the contractor's fix in progress:
Now they pour concrete on top of that from upstairs.
OMG what if it leaks and FILLS MY BATHROOM. Hey where is all our concrete going, let's pour more and more!
ETA capn_n_pye and sqrnookle have collaborated on an artist's impression of events.
I'm not sure any explanation for this could be adequate, but I take the blame for suggesting that an amorous swan was required for proper classical effect.
I just went to the toilet in there. After first removing concrete rocks the size of dice from the seat, and wiping it down.
They were still up there, working with power tools right above me. I was thinking: is it worse to die hit by a brick while naked in the shower, or with your pants around your ankles on the toilet?
However, I am not dead.
Beneath cut is the contractor's fix in progress:
Now they pour concrete on top of that from upstairs.
OMG what if it leaks and FILLS MY BATHROOM. Hey where is all our concrete going, let's pour more and more!
ETA capn_n_pye and sqrnookle have collaborated on an artist's impression of events.
I'm not sure any explanation for this could be adequate, but I take the blame for suggesting that an amorous swan was required for proper classical effect.