Oh yes, yes, especially... late... art.

[eyeball226]

(customer hands Bernard a book)
Bernard: Oh we've got a special offer on this one.
Customer: Really?
Bernard: Yes, it's free if you break my legs.
Customer: Fair enough.
Bernard: Great! I'll just get the hobbling post.
Customer: Wait. I've read this one. That's the problem with Wodehouse.
Bernard: Yes it's terrible now hurry up and break my legs.
Customer: But I've already read it! I'm sorry, I've got to go!

Arse-cone, oh yes.

Also:

Liam --

[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

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