Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
canned_al (-5000 points). In July I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I helped
quibble_me_this across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4283 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
eye_ofthetiger
I had to share, if only for the genocide remark.