Final Manda Update for today.

[eye_fawked_yew]

So he wants me to update with a deep meaningful entry so here it is ladies and gentlemen.



Intimacy. The lovely, dictionary.com, states that intimancy is

1. The condition of being intimate.
2. An instance of being intimate.

Intimate is stated as

1. Marked by close acquaintance, association, or familiarity.
2. Relating to or indicative of one's deepest nature: intimate prayers.
3. Essential; innermost: the intimate structure of matter.
4. Marked by informality and privacy: an intimate nightclub.
5. Very personal; private: an intimate letter.
6. Of or involved in a sexual relationship.

The whole definition of intimacy, and intimate that I'm going for is statement 6; Of or involved in a sexual relationship. Intimate in my mind, is the bonding of two persons, who are in love, in a sexual manner. I may, or may not be right; but that is just the way I define it. How would you define it?

As I was trying to explain to Robbie, I defined it as "another word for love making" and he said, "all formal". So intimacy is sort of like a formal structure of sex. As I continued through dictionary.com, I noticed that there are many, many definitions for the word intimate. The one that sticks out the most is..  involved in a sexual relationship; "the intimate (or sexual) relations between husband and wife". This is exactly what I'm hitting at. So let's move on to another word, that corelates (I dunno if that's even a word) to the words.

Sex. Sex is a well known word to all of us. Sexual intercourse is what we all live for to do? Am I right? Of course (that makes everyone sound like a whore..). When you think of a Honeymoon, what do you automatically think.. other than husband and wife united.. sex. Its kind of like a new toy, you got to try it out, because it would be your first time as husband and wife. Dictionary.com defines sex as

1: activities associated with sexual intercourse; "they had sex in the back seat"

( I loved their example sentence).

There are many, many slang words for sex. For example, Robbie used the terms "boom boom" as another term(s) for sex. Sex is all around us. There are many, many songs about sex. For instance, take Poison's Tearin Down the Walls. They are talking about satisfying their burning desire/then sparks are gonna fly.

Now shifting to a new a new topic.

Sexual positions. WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ ABOUT THIS, I SUGGEST YOU SKIP THIS SECTION!

I actually went to google, and researched this. So enjoy. If you search close enough, they show you pictures, even animated ones!

Man On Top Positions:

No specific names..

1. Doggie Style
2. He's on top, her legs in the air.
3. She does a back bend, he humps like a dog.
4. He's behind, she is lying flat
5. She is almost standing on her head, he is kneeling
6. Take your love to the edge? (doggie style on edge of bed)
7. She is on her side while he is behind.
8. Wrap-around butt grab
9. First posture of the Perfumed Garden
10. Second posture of the Perfumed Garden
11. Third posture of the Perfumed Garden
12. ..And a Whole lot more of the Perfumed Garden postures.

Woman on Top:

No specific names..

1. Reclining in Opposite Positions
2. She's on top, and in control
3. She's on top and Reclined
4. Lying opposite and facing down
5. Edge of bed--she's in his lap
6. He's on bed, she's squatting above
7. She's on top, and turned to face him (That's intimate baby.)
8. Reciprocal Sight of the Posteriors.. aka Rever Cowgirl

I'm not going to talk about the oral sex positions or the anal positions. You can check these, and other out at http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/index.html

Anyways. I'm done with this whole deep, and meaningful sex talk. I hope you learned something. Guess what I  want to do with Mr. Robbie Joseph Bonicamp.. let your imagination soar. Haha.

PS. I am NOT a horn dog, in any way shape or form. I'm just open with my sexuality.

Thank you very much for your time.

Oh, I almost forgot.. This is from my DJ, that I found on someone else's DJ.. enjoy.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent.............................................12 Calories
Without consent......................................187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..........................................8 Calories
With one hand...........................................12 Calories
With your teeth..........................................85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..........................................6 Calories
Without an erection.................................315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris...............................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot............................92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary..................................................12 Calories
69 lying down.............................................78 Calories
69 standing up.........................................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow...........................................216 Calories
Doggy Style.............................................326 Calories
Italian Chandelier.....................................912 Calories

ORGASM:
Real........................................................112 Calories
Fake.......................................................315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...............................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately........816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.......................................36 Calories
30-39 years.............................................80 Calories
40-49 years...........................................124 Calories
50-59 years...........................................972 Calories
60-69 years.........................................2916 Calories
70 and over....................................................Death

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly......................................................................
..32 Calories
In a
hurry....................................................................98
Calories
With her FATHER knocking at the door................1218 Calories
With your SPOUSE knocking at the door..............3521 Calories