First Bolt

[eye_do]

Wh... What's going on? This isn't my house. Excuse me, is anyone home? I'm sorry to intrude, but...

...My eye!? It's... healed...

Something very strange is happening here. This must be some kind of hallucination... Medusa must have planted another snake in me. I need to find a way back to Shibusen and report to Shinigami and see if he can...

Can.

These

Comments

[one_punched]

Welcome to the party, babe.

[eye_do]

B-Babe!?

who are you who is the man in these pictures what happened to my eye where am I what is going on

[one_punched]

Relax, bright-eyes. Panicking's not going to help you or anybody else. You want to slow down a little and try those questions again?

[eye_do]

I... I think that last one sums it up. What's happening here?

[one_punched]

Now that right there is the million dollar question. Near as any of us can figure, we've been kidnapped by god-knows-who and stuck in nice and tidy little family units because god-knows-why. Leaving hasn't worked out yet and none of the "locals" care to tell us anything other than pretending we're just as local as they are.

1/2

[eye_do]

Family units... So, then...

2/2

[eye_do]

I am married!

[one_punched]

...That's what's important to you about this, is it?

[eye_do]

Well... I sort of wanted to actually, um, meet my husband before I got married...

[one_punched]

Yeah, that's an important part of the relationship for most people.

[eye_do]

...Wait, you aren't my husband, are you?

[one_punched]

While I don't think I'd mind being hitched to a good-lookin' broad like you, I don't think so.

[eye_do]

*FACEPUNCH*

*continues talking like nothing happened*

Then I need to find whoever is my husband and have a serious talk with him.

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[one_punched]

[one_punched]

Well hot damn.

[one_punched]

You should probably be careful, though. You might've gotten saddled with a local.