False Alarm

[exweatherby]

*comes rushing in, disheveled, aggravated, and more than a bit confused*

Fifteen departments, and no one had any idea what I was talking about! If I didn't know better, I'd think someone was playing a practical joke on me. But Ministry stationery isn't exactly easy to forge - or...get...hold...of...

...

Moody!

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Re: Our detention...

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Re: Our detention...

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Re: Our detention...

[royallyflushed]

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Re: Our detention...

[exweatherby]

*examines*

*frowns* That should be "I will not make prank phone calls," Mr. Thomas.

Re: Our detention...

[royallyflushed]

Professor Weasley, our royal person is shocked... shocked! that one such as yourself would not be aware of the royal "we" in proper English grammar. While we would have used the common "I" had we still been unaware of our heritage, we would be doing our ancestors, our bloodline, and our realm a great disservice if we did not uphold the proper standards of the Prince's English!

Re: Our detention...

[exweatherby]

*still examining* Mr. Thomas, as part of your alleged "realm," I assure you...

*pauses on a particular line*

*eyes narrow* Mr. Thomas!

Re: Our detention...

[royallyflushed]

*Innocence personified*

What?

Re: Our detention...

[exweatherby]

*thrusts parchment in Dean's face and jabs finger at the offending line* Explain!

Re: Our detention...

[royallyflushed]

*Dean looks at the paper*

Well, ummm... you see... it's like... the phases of the moon... it's Patsy's fault... erm...

*sticks hand in robe, and pulls it out menacingly, but waves instead*

Bye!

*dashes out of the room*

Re: Our detention...

[exweatherby]

*calls after him* That does it, Thomas! Next time, you get bedpans!