Another crazy lady
The most recent patient I had was at an upscale group home - 4 bedrooms, really nice, huge, nice backyard, the whole shebang. She was "gothic".. pumping white zombie in her room, wore black lipstick and a grim reaper-like cape and hood, and completely fucking bonkers. Things she said throughout the night:
Im made of dead peoples body parts stitched together by satan.
The Nazi psychics stole money from my bank account, took all my SSI money, now im not a princess anymore.
I am the Woman version of the almighty god.
I used to have jenny mccarthys boobs but they got cut off and now im fat.
I burn myself with cigarettes to keep away the liar's spirits.
I have sex magic that the devil gave me to make men come on me in 5 minutes.
I sold my soul to madonna thats how she made all her songs.
She was dead serious with all this, and got very upset if I questioned any of it. It was hard not to laugh at a lot of it though, and after awhile I just wished she would shut the fuck up.
Im made of dead peoples body parts stitched together by satan.
The Nazi psychics stole money from my bank account, took all my SSI money, now im not a princess anymore.
I am the Woman version of the almighty god.
I used to have jenny mccarthys boobs but they got cut off and now im fat.
I burn myself with cigarettes to keep away the liar's spirits.
I have sex magic that the devil gave me to make men come on me in 5 minutes.
I sold my soul to madonna thats how she made all her songs.
She was dead serious with all this, and got very upset if I questioned any of it. It was hard not to laugh at a lot of it though, and after awhile I just wished she would shut the fuck up.