some more thoughts
hee hee
here are some ideas and notes from some other peoples posts, very amuzing,
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Ogres favor overwhelming odds, sneak attacks, and ambushes over a fair fight...
So next time the players get out of line, toss in a big group of ogres with improved initiative, several levels in rogue, and max ranks in hide. If they complain, tell them thats how the SRD says ogres are supposed to be played
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DM to Barbarian:
You put WHAT in your ale??
Barbarian to DM:
Just some lich dust. I wanted to see what would happen
The above is a true story.
*****
Most vile acts...
When a character of mine (CN Rogue/thief actrobat/ shadow dancer)'s best friend (which was a pc) was slain by a palladin devoted to St. Cuthbert.. my rogue snapped.. first off killing the palladin (which was a pc) in his sleep during a watch while camping.. Then evicerating him, and hung him from a longspear on his own horse, and trapes him into town (hit the horse, and made it run into town)..
Then that night, he broke into the temple of st. cuthbert, and bound all the priests as they lay asleep in their beds.. and awoke the main preist... and demanded an explanation... he couldnt explain.. so I demanded that he curse that palladins soul to the abyss.. he refused... I demanded a public apology, a resurection for my friend, and monetary compensation... he spit in my face..
I snapped.. I vanished with hide in plain sight... and backstabbed the living crap out of the high level priest.. who was just wearing a robe, and hadnt prepared any but healing and curative spells... and eventually killed him... then.. I went to work on the entire temple... then I stripped all of the priests.. looted them. drug their bodies out to the main hall of the temple, and laid them across the altar in perverted poses.. and set fire to the temple...
That is the most evil and vile thing that any character of mine has ever done... sadly it was all in character, and it cost me the character... who was then hunted by an aspect of st.cuthbert, AND an innevitable... but it was fun!
*****
"Next person who talks, I'm smacking with the D20 modern handbook."
"How hard?"
*thwack
*****
"Throughout the planes there are hundreds, even thousands of mages that can restore a creature from death.
I have yet to meet even one that can mend a broken reputation."
-Kliate, Soldier of Fortune
*****
a curesed Magical Box: a strange device made of glass and metal. if you push a button on it, the glass front of it starts to show an overly-happy purple reptilian creature that loves to sing. Insanity may happen to those that watch this purple lizard sing and dance.
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Ring of Hold Person:
As soon as it is slipped on, the wearer is held by a permanent "Hold Person Spell"
Ring of Wrath:
The bearer feels invincible (+2 to all stats). The ring also casts Summon Monster Lev 9 every hour it is worn, and projects a big "EAT ME" illusion over the caster's head.
Boots of Grease
These boots are designed to cast the "Grease" spell randomly whilst the wearer is walking. It will not activate until the legs are wide apart.
__________________
The AK-47 Wand of Fireball...When you absolutely positively have to kill every in the room, accept no substitutes.
DM: What do mean "You torch it...?"
Me: I'm not chasing him in there...
DM: It's only an orphanage...You know, full of orphans.
Me: Exactly...It isn't like anybody owns them or anything!
*****
Stone Bracelet- cast flesh to stone (self only) 2 per week; cast stone to flesh (self only) 1 per week- obviously the bracelet does not reveal this last bit
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Player: well, we silently charge through the front gate
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Figurine of Wondrous Power: Kender
Gauntlets of Ogre Power and Hand Tickling: Whenever the wearer shakes someone's hand, both parties feel a tickle on their palms, as if the other had stroked it with a finger.
+1 Chain Shirt of Bed Wetting: For those fighters who love to sleep in armor.
Scroll of Stone to Flesh: Actually is a Scroll of Transmute Rock to Mud. Great for Medusa hoards.
Orb of Dragon Enragement.
*****
okay done for now, let me know what you think
here are some ideas and notes from some other peoples posts, very amuzing,
*****
Ogres favor overwhelming odds, sneak attacks, and ambushes over a fair fight...
So next time the players get out of line, toss in a big group of ogres with improved initiative, several levels in rogue, and max ranks in hide. If they complain, tell them thats how the SRD says ogres are supposed to be played
*****
DM to Barbarian:
You put WHAT in your ale??
Barbarian to DM:
Just some lich dust. I wanted to see what would happen
The above is a true story.
*****
Most vile acts...
When a character of mine (CN Rogue/thief actrobat/ shadow dancer)'s best friend (which was a pc) was slain by a palladin devoted to St. Cuthbert.. my rogue snapped.. first off killing the palladin (which was a pc) in his sleep during a watch while camping.. Then evicerating him, and hung him from a longspear on his own horse, and trapes him into town (hit the horse, and made it run into town)..
Then that night, he broke into the temple of st. cuthbert, and bound all the priests as they lay asleep in their beds.. and awoke the main preist... and demanded an explanation... he couldnt explain.. so I demanded that he curse that palladins soul to the abyss.. he refused... I demanded a public apology, a resurection for my friend, and monetary compensation... he spit in my face..
I snapped.. I vanished with hide in plain sight... and backstabbed the living crap out of the high level priest.. who was just wearing a robe, and hadnt prepared any but healing and curative spells... and eventually killed him... then.. I went to work on the entire temple... then I stripped all of the priests.. looted them. drug their bodies out to the main hall of the temple, and laid them across the altar in perverted poses.. and set fire to the temple...
That is the most evil and vile thing that any character of mine has ever done... sadly it was all in character, and it cost me the character... who was then hunted by an aspect of st.cuthbert, AND an innevitable... but it was fun!
*****
"Next person who talks, I'm smacking with the D20 modern handbook."
"How hard?"
*thwack
*****
"Throughout the planes there are hundreds, even thousands of mages that can restore a creature from death.
I have yet to meet even one that can mend a broken reputation."
-Kliate, Soldier of Fortune
*****
a curesed Magical Box: a strange device made of glass and metal. if you push a button on it, the glass front of it starts to show an overly-happy purple reptilian creature that loves to sing. Insanity may happen to those that watch this purple lizard sing and dance.
*****
Ring of Hold Person:
As soon as it is slipped on, the wearer is held by a permanent "Hold Person Spell"
Ring of Wrath:
The bearer feels invincible (+2 to all stats). The ring also casts Summon Monster Lev 9 every hour it is worn, and projects a big "EAT ME" illusion over the caster's head.
Boots of Grease
These boots are designed to cast the "Grease" spell randomly whilst the wearer is walking. It will not activate until the legs are wide apart.
__________________
The AK-47 Wand of Fireball...When you absolutely positively have to kill every in the room, accept no substitutes.
DM: What do mean "You torch it...?"
Me: I'm not chasing him in there...
DM: It's only an orphanage...You know, full of orphans.
Me: Exactly...It isn't like anybody owns them or anything!
*****
Stone Bracelet- cast flesh to stone (self only) 2 per week; cast stone to flesh (self only) 1 per week- obviously the bracelet does not reveal this last bit
*****
Player: well, we silently charge through the front gate
*****
Figurine of Wondrous Power: Kender
Gauntlets of Ogre Power and Hand Tickling: Whenever the wearer shakes someone's hand, both parties feel a tickle on their palms, as if the other had stroked it with a finger.
+1 Chain Shirt of Bed Wetting: For those fighters who love to sleep in armor.
Scroll of Stone to Flesh: Actually is a Scroll of Transmute Rock to Mud. Great for Medusa hoards.
Orb of Dragon Enragement.
*****
okay done for now, let me know what you think