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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I broke silentmorgan's X-Box (-12 points). In October I pushed onlyatest in the mud (-17 points). Last week on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I gave perceptual a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-85 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Extremedildo
Yeah. I'm the bad kid. Like Fonzie, eyy.
One of these days there will be a real update, but for now... no.