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Jun 20, 2010 10:19

[ Room 402, right, right. Ryohei takes the time to chuck his bags onto the bed and look around the room for about two seconds. And then takes the time to hang half out the window, because dude, he's on the fourth fucking floor and this is extremely high, and he kind of considers jumping out it, which would be extreme, except then he would probably ( Read more... )

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snarkfrog June 23 2010, 18:34:28 UTC
[Fran inwardly winced. Outwardly his expression remained un-changed: caught. From his earlier observations, it seemed the best way to get out of this would be to keep talking and not stop.]
Oh, no, sorry about that. I must have gotten here by mistake. It's good you're already confused, though, or I might have to come up with something genuinely plausible--
[The main room had already been seen & noted and now he needed only a glimpse of the bathroom before he could get out.]
--I was starting to wonder why there was more than one bag. I only have one, you know. And I've unpacked already--
[The began to wander, making great show of an apparent mental comparison as he made his way towards the bathroom. Of course, he also had continued talking.]
--so, my bathroom isn't empty like yours is--
[Done. Information acquired and mentally recorded. Now came the most difficult part: getting the heck out.]
--but it might look it. You wouldn't know it by looking at me, but my living space is really tidy. Oh, I'm Fran. I'll be your underclassman--mine's room 204. That was probably where I got mixed up. It's an easy enough thing to do--
[The goal was to exit through the front door, but, if that were blocked, he could always take the window. It'd make a convenient excuse to go hopping on all those tempting ledges, and, who knows? The boxer might actually be stupid enough to try it himself and end up in the hospital or funeral parlour for a few days.]
--See, 2 + 2 = 4. Which means that my room should be 204. Except, 4 % 2 = 2. So, it could also be 402. I just did the wrong equation. [The boy almost paused, before remembering that the safety of his ears depended on his continued speech.] It's a really unique decorating style you have here, by the way. Very effortless. I like the bags. They're kind of like modern art sculptures if you tilt your head to the side and ignore that they're not. Then again, you never know with modern artists. Anyway, I should really be leaving. Sorry about the intrusion.

[There was only one problem: although Fran had managed to continue his speech!stream long enough to gather the rest of the space's data, he was going to have to stop talking to signal that he was walking away.
A lack of speech gave the boxer time to talk back.
He was doomed.]

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extremeboxer June 23 2010, 22:37:54 UTC
[ ... there is a pause in which he stares blankly at you, and then he blinks, smiles and shrugs, in that order. ]

Oh!

[ clueless Ryohei is clueless and suspects nothing. Not yelling yet, though. ]

Y'know, if you ever get confused again, the number's on your room key!

[ HAVE FUN KNOWING THAT YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF LOOK STUPIDER THAN HIM ]

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snarkfrog June 23 2010, 22:47:49 UTC
[Fran mentally sang the praise of Ryohei's parents--their son was an idiot. A glorious idiot. And he thanked them dearly for creating him as such.
He also thanked his own parents for their going-away-gift: a rubber, girly frog key-cover.]

Is it? [The boy blinked, eyes wide and innocent, as he tugged his key out of its hiding place by the attached ball-link chain. The thing was covered, except for its blade, by a flat-ish, squishy frog head, complete with googly eyes. It neatly hid the room number from sight.]

I don't see where.

[The boy knew he'd just been given an excuse to leave. He could have fired off a quick 'thanks, Sempai!' before running off down the hall. Alas, his bad hobbies were getting the better of him. Again.]

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extremeboxer June 24 2010, 05:36:28 UTC
WHOA, HEY, WAIT UP!

[ RUNS AFTER YOU ]

I EXTREMELY NEVER GOT YOUR NAME!

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B-but, he never moved from the spot. XD *pretends that he did* snarkfrog June 24 2010, 10:48:33 UTC
Oh, really? [Fran stops cold, spinning neatly on his heel to face the EXTREME boxer] I could have sworn I said it in there somewhere. But, ah, I must have been talking too quickly. It's Fran. My name, that is. Yours is Ryohei, right?

[The boy blinked once, twice, and proceeded to do his best impression of a doe-eyed freshman. The small, innocent and babbly-act seemed to be working on this one. Perhaps he had a younger sibling.]

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... WELL. NOW I'VE MISREAD SOMETHING IN ONE OF YOUR POSTS AND WE'RE EVEN. orz extremeboxer June 24 2010, 16:16:44 UTC
[ You probably did, but yes, Ryohei is a forgetful idiot. ]

YUP! SASAGAWA RYOHEI, CAPTAIN OF THE BOXING CLUB! Nice t' meet you!

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Excellent~ >:3 snarkfrog June 24 2010, 16:26:33 UTC
[Oww. Pain. Loud.]

Y'know, doctors say that to prevent hearing loss, it's best to keep noise levels between 60-70dB.

[If he had to hazard a guess, Fran'd say that Ryohei say somewhere between 100-130. Which is to say anywhere from the volume of a chainsaw to that of an airplane's lift-off.]

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extremeboxer June 24 2010, 16:29:58 UTC
I extremely have no idea what you said!

[ He seems to almost find this funny, actually. ]

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snarkfrog June 24 2010, 16:34:39 UTC
It's probably because you damaged your hearing from having to hear yourself so frequently. Maybe if you didn't speak it would solve the problem.

[It would also make it easier for Fran to leave.]

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extremeboxer June 24 2010, 17:49:03 UTC
Nah, I hear just fine! What you said was just extremely confusing.

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snarkfrog June 24 2010, 21:13:04 UTC
What's really confusing is that you can still hear... [Fran muttered, half to himself]
Anyway, thanks for the tip about the room numbers being on the keys. I'll remember to check from now on before opening a door. It was nice meeting you.]

[OOC: Why did we have to play two characters that're totally negative on the interaction-front? *watches Fran run away from Ryohei as quickly as possible* How the heck are we even going to get them in the same area? @__@; ]

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extremeboxer June 25 2010, 01:04:02 UTC
NICE MEETING YOU TOO!

[ WAVES AS YOU LEAVE ]

/ooc:: ... by putting food in that area?

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snarkfrog June 25 2010, 11:36:03 UTC
Yeah, likewise. Thanks again for the advice, sempai.

[Fran gave a short bow before trotting off down the hall. It wasn't until he made it past the corner and to the entrance of the steps that he gave a sigh of relief.

Never know--that EXTREME boxing captain could have tried to recruit Fran for his team or something.]

//OOC: This...is a fantastic idea! It would actually work~ >:D *coos* You're brilliant m'dear~ <3
{Tell me I'm not the only one who finds the idea of Ryohei trying to recruit Fran to be hilarious? *has a whole list of people that'd be Fail candidates for Ryohei's boxing team* The kid's just so...NOT a boxer. *amused* }

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all ooc since the thread ended extremeboxer June 25 2010, 19:59:46 UTC
Everyone eats, right? 8>

... no. No, you're not the only one. The funny thing is, if Ryohei ever finds out about the circus shtick, he'll probably start trying.

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Continued OOC. snarkfrog June 25 2010, 21:16:22 UTC
"The funny thing is, if Ryohei ever finds out about the circus shtick, he'll probably start trying." W-what?! XDD *ROLLS* That is amazing. Oh, gosh, I can see it now: Fran running down the hall, trying to avoid having Ryohei drag him off, all the while attempting to explain that acrobats have the wrong type of muscles for boxing.

Wow. Now I want Ryohei to find out (erm, except for the fact that it'd mean Fran'd have to run at the sight of him...). XD

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OOC. extremeboxer June 26 2010, 00:55:43 UTC
"BUT YOU FIGHT LIONS, RIGHT? YOU MUST BE EXTREME!" :|b

... now how would be go about this. :|a

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