Seventh Star

[extreme_stars]

I don't understand what's going on, but I guess it's kind of fun! Everyone zooming around, and setting things on fire, and riding bears... It's just like a book I read!

...Okay, it's not like any book I've ever read. But it's still fun!

I just wish I had gotten a superpower too... Everything seems normal to me, except for the chipmunks with the funny

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[shieldofjustice]

Wait...what?

[extreme_stars]

I don't know! It's just what my stalwart animal companions have been telling me!

Wait, stalwart?

[shieldofjustice]

Is that so?! Then we must ride! We cannot let such acts of depraved villainy go unpunished!

...What did I just say.

[extreme_stars]

Indeed, valiant knight! To save the lady Tear, we must set forth!

Wh-Why are we wearing armor all of a sudden?

[shieldofjustice]

So, where does this dastardly villain make his lair? What wilderness must we brave to reach his stronghold?

I feel like I'm a step away from speaking in iambic pentameter...

[extreme_stars]

My verminous cohorts inform me that he is to be found on the other side of the island. Let us ride!