Part 2!

[extraphenomenal]

After George the Gorilla and Evan the Panther lived happily ever after (but they really didn't) with their bananas, there was a lonely creature called Kameron the Sasquatch. He was always sad because he was so boring and ugly and no one loved him. And he'd sit and watch George and Evan be happy together

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[caninenongrata]

MORTAL FAIRYTALES GET STRANGER EVERY CENTURY.

[extraphenomenal]

I'm not a mortal. I'm secretly an alien.

[caninenongrata]

THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOUR STORY IS EXCEEDINGLY UNUSUAL. WE HAVE NOT READ ANYTHING SO BIZARRE SINCE THE FALL OF ACHILLES.

[extraphenomenal]

There's more than one of you?

[caninenongrata]

THERE ARE THREE MINDS, BUT THERE IS ONE CONSCIOUSNESS. THREE HEADS, BUT ONE BODY. WE ARE CERBERUS. WHO ARE YOU?

[extraphenomenal]

My name is Haruhi. What are you?

[caninenongrata]

WE ARE THE GUARDIAN OF THE GATES OF HELL. YOU SAY YOU ARE AN ALIEN. SPECIFY WHICH.

[extraphenomenal]

Do you REALLY guard the gates?

[caninenongrata]

WE HAVE NO REASON TO LIE.

[extraphenomenal]

Can I see you?

[caninenongrata]

IN PERSON, FOR WANT OF A BETTER WORD? NOT UNTIL YOU DIE. UNTIL THEN, WILL A PICTURE SUFFICE?

[extraphenomenal]

I GUESS so.

[caninenongrata]

A CRUDE LIKENESS, BUT IT WILL DO.

[extraphenomenal]

Do you play fetch?

[caninenongrata]

YOU ARE IMPERTINENT.

[extraphenomenal]

Do you get fleas down there?