Part 2!

[extraphenomenal]

After George the Gorilla and Evan the Panther lived happily ever after (but they really didn't) with their bananas, there was a lonely creature called Kameron the Sasquatch. He was always sad because he was so boring and ugly and no one loved him. And he'd sit and watch George and Evan be happy together

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[musthaveitall]

George the Gorilla came back to life and had Unicorn stew for dinner.

[extraphenomenal]

You can't kill a unicorn!

[musthaveitall]

I said eat.

[extraphenomenal]

That kills it!

[musthaveitall]

Not if you do it right.

[extraphenomenal]

How do you do it right?

[musthaveitall]

Start slicing from the back. They'll live.

[sexy_and_skorty]

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[extraphenomenal]

You can't do that to a unicorn!