A summarical recounting of events between now and my last journal entry

[extraordinare]

Well, for all my adoring fans who thought I'd never write again, who lay awake at night, wondering, "why hasn't Adam written any more journal entries?" or "what will I do if I can't read Adam's journal entries," and for the occassional person who broke down and wept quietly to themselves when they thought no one was watching--I'm back, baby

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Judge not lest ye be judged

[extraordinare]

Well, I may have left out a "c" on access--a simple mistake that anyone could make. However, I still don't know what you're talking about regarding my spelling of protege; it looks right to me, absent those little accents. Furthermore, Rob, it seems to me your pointing this out is simply petty revenge for my having corrected your spelling numerous times, though I will point out that when I did so it was always in good nature and with my usual charm. Finally, Josh, if you're going to take the mantle of Defender of the English Language upon your shoulders, you might be wise to begin using an essential part of any language: capitalization. Speaking of languages, refusing to use accents is hardly a bastardization of the English language, as it, you'll remember, does not utilize accents (I hope you'll also notice that I did not begin any sentence with a conjunctive, which, of course, is a flagrant violation of the rules of the English language).

I hope we've all learned our lesson here, which is, namely, the title of this comment. Good day to you sirs.

Re: Judge not lest ye be judged

[sean014]

Ah, Adam found the "Edit" function in LJ. Next time I speak to you online, I'll remember to use the same grammar I would if writing a research paper.