Alana and Abby, in Three Sentences:
Just Be Crippled So You'll Need Me Blond: You need to go jump off this balcony right now.
Brunette: It's the first floor!
Blond: Good, 'cause then you'll just break your leg. I love you, I don't want you to die!
--80th & Amsterdam
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Overheard in New York, Dec 3, 2006
And Brendan and I went to school together when we were like 5.
And we used to be geniuses because of where we went to school.
Then public school fucked us over.
But we know people from a long time ago and we are awesome.