weapons of self-destruction
Who needs a gun when there are less conspicuous and far more torturous weapons available in mass quantities to the public. So far this week I have sliced myself with my homework, a yogurt cover, and a trombone. We're not talking paper cuts and little knicks, we're talking painful gashes that are bound to become infected with gangrene- say hello to an armless Cassie. I can determine from my experience that homework, yogurt, and tech classes are hazardous to my health and I refuse to partake in any activities involving such things.