euthanasia for the un-wed and aging

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You know how people have those security buddies... "if we're both 35 and not married, we'll marry each other"? I was thinking, the reason you set the date so far into the future is because both of you are going to be searching for a significant other right up until the day you have to marry each other. OBVIOUSLY, you don't want to marry this person; you're not waiting to marry them until you're both 35 because you'll both be ripe for marriage at that point. An SB is a motivational thought in the back of your mind saying "if I don't find someone, I'm stuck with them FOREVER". SBing is worse than simply settling for someone because you're tired of waiting and searching. At least settling is a process of elimination. You're able to decide which of your suitors is least likely to drive you insane and least likely to produce malformed children. The SB is the looming dark shadow in your future that causes you to settle. My mama said you can't hurry love, and that's the truth. If the thought of living without a spouse after the age of 35 is that awful to you, I suggest finding someone who feels the same way and agree to shoot each other instead of getting married. You won't have to live alone anymore, nor will you have to live with each other for the rest of your lives.

endnotes: Sean who plays in band walked into a door
the creepy guy from cobleskill walked in on me while i was peeing
your mother is overweight, but i'd do her anyway