Announcements I wish they'd make...

[exthelioness]

Attention, passengers. The Metro-North Railroad does not observe Happy Hour. It is actually possible to make it through a 45-minute ride without beer. We promise. No one wants to see you take swigs out of a brown paper bag like a wino.

You must exit from the front four cars for Marble Hill and Ardsley. Thank you.

Comments

[dingodonkey]

If railroads did have happy hours, I'm not sure if the greater hilarity in the world would be worth it.

[brianadelman]

Metro-North still has bar cars on the New Haven Line.

Anyway, welcome to New York Melinda!