Well, fuck you too, subconscious.

[exterminezvous]

I haven't had a nightmare in years. Last night I did. A "being chased by a homicidal maniac" nightmare. One of those ones where you scare yourself awake, where you then groggily have to reason with yourself that aforementioned nutcase is, in fact, not outside your house.

Tonight I will falling be asleep whilst watching 'The Thick of It' because Malcolm Tucker will scare away the monsters under my bed. This will be punctuated with whimpering when I hear any strange noises.

Oh, yeah. I'm a badass.