actually, baby, no you can't

[extemporanea]

oh wait. I can't buy a new car because I don't have a valid driver's licence and the banks won't let you have the car without one. There is no way I can acquire one in the next month as my work life is wall-to-wall nightmare. I will thus negotiate this wall-to-wall nightmare on foot.

Rumours of my actual identity as a functioning adult are apparently wildly exaggerated.

as you were, then.