This is how it should always be...
I bet you're wondering how Myrtle Beach was, which is fine, because I'm going to do my best to tell you all about it. Probably minus a few things.
But first, I just want to point out how happy I am just to be alive. Sitting here listening to Lifehouse with the beautiful air blowing through the window and the gorgeous sunshine...so amazing.
First and far most..I'd like to give a tribute to Uncle John's and Harry's. I like birds, and I especially liked the mirror on the wall, so that I could stare at my rain drenched self as I tried to eat my freedom toast.
I'm going to write a poem...I think I will call it..."Ode to trashy Days Inn"
Oh silly hotel
Why did you smell so bad?
If you had smelled better, I wouldn't have been so mad
I really liked the ocean view, but the elevator reeked like an old shoe
Did you know people could die under lights that give off that much heat?
and you should never walk anywhere in bare feet
You made me laugh and you made me cry, and there was pee in my bed...The end.
Katie's list was inspirational...
~Andy, Dustin, Coby, Elliot, etc.~
"Freaky TIKI, You say Freaky, I say Tiki!"
Lauren's song about me...I'm sure there will be many more to come
"You ladies wanna smoke a blunt later on?" (said in southern drawl)
"I hate when people call me Mexican." (Me and Lauren thinking at the same time, well what are you) "I'm Indian." heheh
"Earlier I drove this girl around. She was a Club Kryptonite whore, and she had been givin a blow job, and thats why she was gaggin and i said get outta my FECKIN cab ya whore, my 15 year old grand daughter, at least she uses protection. I mean, I pick up people at them gay bars all the time, and I don't like seein them girls and girls kissing or them guys and guys kissin. I mean, me and my ex husband, we never really rented them there pornos except once in a while...but this girl she was givin a blow job. And that's why I got this here plastic all over my cab seats. And this guy was like, damn feckin cab driver didn't let this here whore finish givin me that blow job, now what am I supposed to do?"
~Foam party, man that was fuckin hott "Can I feel you?" Can I kick you ?
~crepe paper flyin outta the air
~drunk whore fallin over multiple times in the middle of a dance move in those stilettos, she went down and just forgot to come back up
~Silly Fred, don't drink on the job...and don't answer your phone "AIIIIEEEEE!"
~Silly Hawaiian fat ass, do NOT tell us about the whores you picked who had the plan to get drinks and a ride home from a guy, and didn't bring any other money...I mean, wasn't that our plan? teehee
~Neighbors banging on wall
~Former male stripper
~What an amazing workout our Feet, thighs, calves, asses, etc. got every single night
"NEW YORK in the house! Fuck new york"
"Hi girls, I'm 21...but really I'm 25. and here's my 19 year old friend, but really he's 30 or so. give or take a year. and he snores like a motherfucker."
"We love America! Fuck the governenment! Fuh get about it."
I dominated Flip Cup...
"Jones, jump in the pool, it's only 40 degrees, you'll be fine."
"I'm gonna pee in the ocean...again!"
Alicia punching me in the face 3 times in 1 day
Lying on the beach, and frolicking in the ocean
French poodle bark
Fending off drunk guys..no really...you don't have to be nice to him, he won't remember
Snapping turtles/Dead jellyfish
My luggage splitting open...calling the guy back and having him say there was a box of a condoms in my tinkerbell purse...dirty dirty...I like safari animals
Mardi gras beads!
The Strip...me and lauren almost blowing over, and strutting our hott stuff along the streets
Bathing suits...skirts...and...thats it
Hooters~ I didn't have to go swimming, katie solved that problem for me
"We were all 18 and it felt so right...sleepin all day, stayin up all night."
I love my girls so much...we learn from everything we do
What would I do without you guys?