Journal [Entry 030] Baby's on fire. Better throw her in the water.
If the person who thought it amusing to start a fire in the residential area last night is reading this, may I suggest that in future you confine your pyromaniac activities to a more open area, or preferably curb them completely.
Trust - might I suggest that some widely known signal for alerting people of such dangers and for calm evacuation if necessary might be a sensible idea.
Trust - might I suggest that some widely known signal for alerting people of such dangers and for calm evacuation if necessary might be a sensible idea.