[letter to Santa]
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I helped exensis see the light (8 points). In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I bought porn for swanseer (10 points). In July fireintothesky and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cyfor (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4979 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
exserpens
Please note:
"See the light" is clearly being used as a euphemism, and the clothes were two decades out of fashion.