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TODAY I:
-Forgot my lunch at home. This meant both that I missed out on an awesome lunch, but also that my fresh mozzarella was sitting out in my room all day. SIGH.
-Spilled half a bottle of yeast growth media. I needed that!
-FLUSHED MY PHONE DOWN THE TOILET.
....Let me repeat that. I FLUSHED MY PHONE DOWN THE TOILET.
Ahahahahahahasob.
I am truly a giant among women. \o/ It was in my jacket pocket, I was hurriedly going to the bathroom because I was late to a talk, and as I leaned over to flush... I had already pressed the handle so my phone went WOOSH and all I saw was a red blur. I stared at the toilet in shock for a moment, and then started laughing. "I can't believe that just fucking happened!" pretty much sums it up.
In conclusion: I win today.
I already submitted a claim and will have a replacement tomorrow for a $50 deductible, so it's okay, and I've already started getting my contacts back. But I am just such a rockstar.
Would someone be willing to do me a favor and upload Muse's new album The Resistance? I need to decide if I want to drop $50 to see them play! What do you think? I really like their earlier stuff (not LOVE love, but I've listened to it a bunch) and I've heard they're amazing live. Have any of you seen them? Thoughts?
-Forgot my lunch at home. This meant both that I missed out on an awesome lunch, but also that my fresh mozzarella was sitting out in my room all day. SIGH.
-Spilled half a bottle of yeast growth media. I needed that!
-FLUSHED MY PHONE DOWN THE TOILET.
....Let me repeat that. I FLUSHED MY PHONE DOWN THE TOILET.
Ahahahahahahasob.
I am truly a giant among women. \o/ It was in my jacket pocket, I was hurriedly going to the bathroom because I was late to a talk, and as I leaned over to flush... I had already pressed the handle so my phone went WOOSH and all I saw was a red blur. I stared at the toilet in shock for a moment, and then started laughing. "I can't believe that just fucking happened!" pretty much sums it up.
In conclusion: I win today.
I already submitted a claim and will have a replacement tomorrow for a $50 deductible, so it's okay, and I've already started getting my contacts back. But I am just such a rockstar.
Would someone be willing to do me a favor and upload Muse's new album The Resistance? I need to decide if I want to drop $50 to see them play! What do you think? I really like their earlier stuff (not LOVE love, but I've listened to it a bunch) and I've heard they're amazing live. Have any of you seen them? Thoughts?