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Jul 06, 2005 22:04

apparently i'm gay. i wish someone would've told me earlier. i guess i just didn't see it coming considering the 3+ years i've spent with my GIRLFRIEND that i love dearly. i mean, really, who jokes about being gay? everything is serious all the time, right? right. so i guess i'm stuck being gay with my beautiful GIRLFRIEND. i'm such a fag.

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zoelemon July 7 2005, 04:56:29 UTC
ummmm here i have aphotocopy ,will type the letter out for you...it goes a little something like this: Hello Elizabeth, I am writing you to apologize. My first apology is that I was unable to tell you in person. My second apology is for what occured the night I brought the pizza for you and cristina. You probably noticed that I tended to talk to cristina much more than you.I will admit that I did that on purpose, so that i could continue to talk to the both of you. Sound strange? It's because of things like this that my best friend in Denver colorado calls me "stoopid man". The reason I was talking to cristina more than you was because of your eyes! when i looked at you to talk, i felt much like a deer would if he were touched by headlights- stunned! I felt like professor higgins must have felt when eliza doolittle came down the steps before they went to the society ball in "my fair lady"...only without the grace or confidence that he showed.For two weeks i could not get the song "lost in your eyes" by debbie gibson out of my head. every time i hear that song i will remember how incredibly stunning you looked that night. especially your eyes. From an apology to a compliment, hope you don't mind- sincerely, james ruhsam.....aim name- "stoopidman"......by the way i really liked your red hair and yellow sweatshirt combination. I am a former us marine and those are our colors.

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exsanguination_ July 7 2005, 15:30:19 UTC
HAHAHAHA, that is the LAMEST thing i've ever read. what a dork. i TOLD you guys he liked you!!

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deer touched by headlights notmemyself July 7 2005, 23:09:54 UTC
hahaha i knew this would happen! debbie gibson?

but seriously: given the oppurtunity i would revel greatly in punching him in his stoopid face.

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