The bitter

[exquisiteoath]

(I will endevour to bring the sweet before the end of the day)
Party the first:
"I don't understand"
Party the second:
"Well how could you, that would be like asking a penquin to fly".

I suggest this response to educators, customer service reps and technical support providers.

Examples:
Grade 9 math: in discussion of simple arithmetic
Tech Support: in attempts to explain how to turn on a computer.
Customer Service: In discussion of why interest accrues to a credit card.