why can't we be more like darkseid?
[21:52] tk: Today on TK Eats Random Stuff: carrots and dijon mustard
[21:52] cyndi: how is it
[21:52] tk: Sorry, honey dijon. And it's actually really good
[21:53] tk: but then, I am obsessed with mustard.
[21:53] anna: /dips tk in mustard
[21:53] tk: oh god my eyes
[21:53] anna: quick lick your eyeballs off
[21:54] tk: /FRANTIC GECKO-TONGUE
[21:54] claire: augh you guys stop letting ra's out of his cage
[21:55] tk: /hangs out on the ceiling :|
[21:55] takhys: If we had a better Ubu, this wouldn't be a problem.
[21:55] claire: jillian.
[21:56] jillian: [03:19] cyndi: someone on my school's missed connections site posted one for the joker
[03:19] cyndi: someone else shortly afterwards posted one for ronald mcdonald.
[03:19] cyndi: idk which of these alarms me more
[03:21] cyndi: At McDonalds: Male, Redhead. You, have red hair, almost as red as ariel's from the little mermaid. you look like your pale white, literally, and have a huge disproportionate mouth, which is red. You wear the sexiest yellow jump suit, and you must have like a size 40 foot. Those big red shows make me smile. Can you make me a McDouble McHottie. ;*
[03:23] cyndi: At Everywhere: Male, Blonde. I see you all the time causing trouble. You`re tall, have darker blonde hair, and have scars on the sides of your mouth, but i think its SOOOO cute!! If you werent such a jerk I think me and you could totally be an item. You always have such a stern look of concentration on your face. Can I ask you a question? Why so serious?
[19:26] kay: lmao the lifetime christmas movies are starting
[19:26] kay: and they're all "a millionaire for christmas" "a boyfriend for christmas" "a very married christmas"
[19:26] kay: lifetime knows what you need: BOYS
[19:26] nomie: awsome
[19:26] nomie: how about just "a vibrating christmas"?
[19:26] nomie: problem sovled
[17:15] claire: sometimes during the day i will just feel sad for no reason. i think it's spn :(
[23:00] slarti: ["If you could just make him realize something, just like that, then you wouldn't really be having this problem at all, but unless you're Darkseid, that's wrong. And even for Darkseid, that's wrong, but then he is an evil despotic New God who's made the search for the Anti-Life Equation to be his ultimate goal, so it's not like he cares."]
[23:00] slarti: - me, to a friend having relationship issues.
[23:00] slarti: ["things i never thought i'd say: why can't i be more like darkseid?"] - said friend's reply
[23:01] anna: looooool
[23:03] slarti: /links the Darkseid Chick tract
[21:52] cyndi: how is it
[21:52] tk: Sorry, honey dijon. And it's actually really good
[21:53] tk: but then, I am obsessed with mustard.
[21:53] anna: /dips tk in mustard
[21:53] tk: oh god my eyes
[21:53] anna: quick lick your eyeballs off
[21:54] tk: /FRANTIC GECKO-TONGUE
[21:54] claire: augh you guys stop letting ra's out of his cage
[21:55] tk: /hangs out on the ceiling :|
[21:55] takhys: If we had a better Ubu, this wouldn't be a problem.
[21:55] claire: jillian.
[21:56] jillian: [03:19] cyndi: someone on my school's missed connections site posted one for the joker
[03:19] cyndi: someone else shortly afterwards posted one for ronald mcdonald.
[03:19] cyndi: idk which of these alarms me more
[03:21] cyndi: At McDonalds: Male, Redhead. You, have red hair, almost as red as ariel's from the little mermaid. you look like your pale white, literally, and have a huge disproportionate mouth, which is red. You wear the sexiest yellow jump suit, and you must have like a size 40 foot. Those big red shows make me smile. Can you make me a McDouble McHottie. ;*
[03:23] cyndi: At Everywhere: Male, Blonde. I see you all the time causing trouble. You`re tall, have darker blonde hair, and have scars on the sides of your mouth, but i think its SOOOO cute!! If you werent such a jerk I think me and you could totally be an item. You always have such a stern look of concentration on your face. Can I ask you a question? Why so serious?
[19:26] kay: lmao the lifetime christmas movies are starting
[19:26] kay: and they're all "a millionaire for christmas" "a boyfriend for christmas" "a very married christmas"
[19:26] kay: lifetime knows what you need: BOYS
[19:26] nomie: awsome
[19:26] nomie: how about just "a vibrating christmas"?
[19:26] nomie: problem sovled
[17:15] claire: sometimes during the day i will just feel sad for no reason. i think it's spn :(
[23:00] slarti: ["If you could just make him realize something, just like that, then you wouldn't really be having this problem at all, but unless you're Darkseid, that's wrong. And even for Darkseid, that's wrong, but then he is an evil despotic New God who's made the search for the Anti-Life Equation to be his ultimate goal, so it's not like he cares."]
[23:00] slarti: - me, to a friend having relationship issues.
[23:00] slarti: ["things i never thought i'd say: why can't i be more like darkseid?"] - said friend's reply
[23:01] anna: looooool
[23:03] slarti: /links the Darkseid Chick tract