rough draft
When all your characters are versions of the SAME character, only flavored with your (canon raping) interest du jour (Skies of Arcadia1, Metroid, Girl Genius, Mega Man, Kingdom Hearts, steampunk, Marvel comics, xxxHolic2, etc.) it begs the question: what in god's name is actually original about your characters?
1 Entire "original" premise.
2 Actually drove off the canon Yuuko player with mincing, agonizingly badly written "seductress" style character that was about as seductive as a kid playing dress up in her mom's heels (GTFO PEDOS)
No, see, I get having AU versions of a character, it's fun. But how many do they have now? 8? 11? Wait, some of them might be "different" in the same way paper dolls are different from one another, let's see... uh... I'm gonna need some help here.
I'm trying to count the number of BIGGLES-alt characters he has
it's painful
okay so BIGGLES and WENDEL are different characters
Yes.
Two separate axes of excessive altification.
there's, uh
BIGGLES, FRANZ, WENDEL, and
um
... uh
... er
... uh.
FRANZ actually ties back into BIGGLES, actually.
ahahah what REALLY
what... jesus god
IGOR is half Yuuko and half FRANZ, who is the naga alternate of BIGGLES that eventually took a different name because people kept getting confused.
no, no, FRANZ is not the naga alternate
that's, uh
SPONGECLOTH?
Oh, right.
My mistake.
hahah see this ENTIRE CONVERSATION
Note: actually, Franz IS an alternate of Spongecloth, due to a universes-altering event that caused Spongecloth to have... you know what, no one cares. No one. Cares.
FUN FACT: if you have named one of your own character journals "yetanotherbiggles", this can be less or more humorous considering you have eight versions of them.
So they have ridiculous OCs that you can't tell apart at first, or often, second glance, and they're kind of shitty writers, and they're both oblivious and resistant to criticism of any kind, and they talk constantly about their own writing and characters... who cares? Just ignore 'em! Yeah. Just ignore 'em. That's working great so far, thanks. They're kind of all up in my RPs, but it's chill, I'll put them on ignore. Once I'm finished complaining. I mean, once I'm done with this post. Fuck it, I won't, not just because I'm a channel mod but because I don't just want them to go away, I want them to CHANGE, impossible as it seems. But I've tried before, and I'm done trying. They are a lost cause. I consign them to BRPS and hope things get so awkward they GTFO out of my channel, WHICH it SHOULDN'T REALLY because EVERYBODY HATES BRPS SO THEY SHOULDN'T BE READING THIS SO THEY'LL NEVER KNOW AND THEREFORE DRAMA WILL NEVER BE CAUSED.... RIGHT?? Right.
1 Entire "original" premise.
2 Actually drove off the canon Yuuko player with mincing, agonizingly badly written "seductress" style character that was about as seductive as a kid playing dress up in her mom's heels (GTFO PEDOS)
No, see, I get having AU versions of a character, it's fun. But how many do they have now? 8? 11? Wait, some of them might be "different" in the same way paper dolls are different from one another, let's see... uh... I'm gonna need some help here.
I'm trying to count the number of BIGGLES-alt characters he has
it's painful
okay so BIGGLES and WENDEL are different characters
Yes.
Two separate axes of excessive altification.
there's, uh
BIGGLES, FRANZ, WENDEL, and
um
... uh
... er
... uh.
FRANZ actually ties back into BIGGLES, actually.
ahahah what REALLY
what... jesus god
IGOR is half Yuuko and half FRANZ, who is the naga alternate of BIGGLES that eventually took a different name because people kept getting confused.
no, no, FRANZ is not the naga alternate
that's, uh
SPONGECLOTH?
Oh, right.
My mistake.
hahah see this ENTIRE CONVERSATION
Note: actually, Franz IS an alternate of Spongecloth, due to a universes-altering event that caused Spongecloth to have... you know what, no one cares. No one. Cares.
FUN FACT: if you have named one of your own character journals "yetanotherbiggles", this can be less or more humorous considering you have eight versions of them.
So they have ridiculous OCs that you can't tell apart at first, or often, second glance, and they're kind of shitty writers, and they're both oblivious and resistant to criticism of any kind, and they talk constantly about their own writing and characters... who cares? Just ignore 'em! Yeah. Just ignore 'em. That's working great so far, thanks. They're kind of all up in my RPs, but it's chill, I'll put them on ignore. Once I'm finished complaining. I mean, once I'm done with this post. Fuck it, I won't, not just because I'm a channel mod but because I don't just want them to go away, I want them to CHANGE, impossible as it seems. But I've tried before, and I'm done trying. They are a lost cause. I consign them to BRPS and hope things get so awkward they GTFO out of my channel, WHICH it SHOULDN'T REALLY because EVERYBODY HATES BRPS SO THEY SHOULDN'T BE READING THIS SO THEY'LL NEVER KNOW AND THEREFORE DRAMA WILL NEVER BE CAUSED.... RIGHT?? Right.