adult swim + getting arrested (or perhaps molested) + closet stories + yea lots of funness
hmm..crappy subject i suppose, but i'm doing this whole "update" thing just to please tom, it's spur of the moment and i'm all ahh what am i suppsed to write about? because honestlyl, who gives the slightest damn about my life (except for tom who said he cares because he just likes obsessing over updations) soooo anyway, since i'm such a kind soul, i decided to FINALLY update again. arg these things are crappy time wasters...wchih is why i love them =)
so yesterday was saturday (hahaha i'm so smart) and during the day i went to see army lose HORRIBLY to louisville. what else is new? army football games are terribly boring..but i like watching girls get dressed up hookerishly to try shopping for a husband among the 3,000+ male cadets at the games...yesh they are hot, but i'm too young i suppose for them...oh well, i know whom it is i want so therefore, screw the cadets, don't need them. then i came home at like 5:15 and called ali on her cell phone and talked to a very wide variety of people, including marissa who answered the phone...saying that it wasn't ali, but marissa. but i was all..where are you people, and they were all...somewhere in bardonia..perhaps they said at the elementary school or soemthing..so i was all, yea my mom would not want me loitering at an elementary school playground, so then instead i instructed them to call when they were going to heather's house, whcih they did, so i ate some stuff mad quick and then went to find heather's house..quite the adventure since i thought she said number 19 instead of 16...but 19 DOESN'T EXIST! so then i was all...is her house invisible or something? well anyway...i called ali's phone which had like died..then called 411 but there are no whittakers listed in bardonia (wtf?) so then i called 411, got kara's number, and asked her mom a) heather's number and b) her address. which was ssuccessful. and as i was pulling into number 16 (heather's house after all) katrina, marissa, ali, and heather all came around heather's ominous bushes since they had been waiting at the street corner, bu t coming from congers i approached bardonia road from a different way. yea it was very confusing. but i made it.
chizzilling at heathers..and the cop well we chilled at heather's for awhile, just hanging out and talking and such, not a whole lot happening, and finally heather's mother returned so that heather had money to go to the mart of food...where we went, at like 7:45 and there is a serious lack of street lights so it was quite dark. and we were trying to cross the street..ya know looking both ways and crap, and then this police officer dude drove by, then we RUN across the street (thanks to ali..lol, not blaming anyone....) and he backs up really fast, rolls down the window (at this point, i finally discover he's a cop, i hadn't realized that yet) and he's all "girls, you really don't want to draw attention to yourselves...blah blah blah" he just said some stuff and we're all SHIIIIITTT not cool. apparently katrina yelled out "500 for the night" to his car, since she didn't realize it was a cop, and then we all ran really fast across the street cuz we didn't want to get runned over..bad idea i guess. however we made it to the mart of food without getting arrested nor molested YAY! and then we bought some fooood...such as poptarts and starbursters and sprite...and pointed out the porn videos we should buy for our principal...and we purchased stuff and left stepping over some biker gangs bicycles and they like came towards us as we were crossing the street (VERYYY slowly so as to not draw attention to ourselves..of course if a car had been coming we would have been run over..but they dont care just that we dont draw too much attention to ourselves) and the biker gang of foolish little people who think they are ghetto yelled some stuff at us, but being oblivious me, i didn't even realize that fact, i thought they were just screaming for the hell of it. oh well, we somehow managed to return to heather's in one piece, and it was most certainly the most eventful escapade to food mart ever made. then we ate pop tarts and watched marissa and heather play this awesomely cool video game, and watched the game play itself (pikachus kicking each other's asses, along with these adorable ice climber thingys) and apparently ali is not QUITE the greatest at that game...she kept dying over and over again, but she DID manage to win once before she had to leave!! yay for ali! um...heather made some popcorn which threw up all over her kitchen...and we didn't quite help her since we wanted to continue watching futurama and more adult swim whcih had been taped..it was muy divertido. adult swim is awesomely cool...and marissa and kara and heather (kara had come by finally after getting kicked out by erin and her babysitting stint was over) were all singing the songs cuz they watch it so frequently. hmm...katrina and i talked for awhile away from everyone else..good angsty stuff lol. and then at 10:30 mi madre came to get me to come home. sadness.
but it was lotttttsh of fun. weeeeeeee now i must get ready to go someplace.
how's that for an update?
oh yes i should update about school at somepoint but it's not overly exciting and not very funny and i don't really want to think a lot about it and it doesn't compare to the great quotes from last year, 5th period, wtih the meezinator. nor the gleeminator. but mr. spencer is uber cool. he couldn't remember my name all through study hall and he was like DON"T TELL ME! i can't think of it! so finally he like kinda remembered and i was all hurt lol...but he's cool. especially when he makes fun of andre! yay! lol jk. or am i...mwahahaha. and jessie rock now knows that i am THE jessica seminelli..yea she lacks social skills at times...but whatever, must make her a chicago cd now.
so ta ta.
<333 tab (and miss her like WOAH!)
lol,
love and peace,
jessi
so yesterday was saturday (hahaha i'm so smart) and during the day i went to see army lose HORRIBLY to louisville. what else is new? army football games are terribly boring..but i like watching girls get dressed up hookerishly to try shopping for a husband among the 3,000+ male cadets at the games...yesh they are hot, but i'm too young i suppose for them...oh well, i know whom it is i want so therefore, screw the cadets, don't need them. then i came home at like 5:15 and called ali on her cell phone and talked to a very wide variety of people, including marissa who answered the phone...saying that it wasn't ali, but marissa. but i was all..where are you people, and they were all...somewhere in bardonia..perhaps they said at the elementary school or soemthing..so i was all, yea my mom would not want me loitering at an elementary school playground, so then instead i instructed them to call when they were going to heather's house, whcih they did, so i ate some stuff mad quick and then went to find heather's house..quite the adventure since i thought she said number 19 instead of 16...but 19 DOESN'T EXIST! so then i was all...is her house invisible or something? well anyway...i called ali's phone which had like died..then called 411 but there are no whittakers listed in bardonia (wtf?) so then i called 411, got kara's number, and asked her mom a) heather's number and b) her address. which was ssuccessful. and as i was pulling into number 16 (heather's house after all) katrina, marissa, ali, and heather all came around heather's ominous bushes since they had been waiting at the street corner, bu t coming from congers i approached bardonia road from a different way. yea it was very confusing. but i made it.
chizzilling at heathers..and the cop well we chilled at heather's for awhile, just hanging out and talking and such, not a whole lot happening, and finally heather's mother returned so that heather had money to go to the mart of food...where we went, at like 7:45 and there is a serious lack of street lights so it was quite dark. and we were trying to cross the street..ya know looking both ways and crap, and then this police officer dude drove by, then we RUN across the street (thanks to ali..lol, not blaming anyone....) and he backs up really fast, rolls down the window (at this point, i finally discover he's a cop, i hadn't realized that yet) and he's all "girls, you really don't want to draw attention to yourselves...blah blah blah" he just said some stuff and we're all SHIIIIITTT not cool. apparently katrina yelled out "500 for the night" to his car, since she didn't realize it was a cop, and then we all ran really fast across the street cuz we didn't want to get runned over..bad idea i guess. however we made it to the mart of food without getting arrested nor molested YAY! and then we bought some fooood...such as poptarts and starbursters and sprite...and pointed out the porn videos we should buy for our principal...and we purchased stuff and left stepping over some biker gangs bicycles and they like came towards us as we were crossing the street (VERYYY slowly so as to not draw attention to ourselves..of course if a car had been coming we would have been run over..but they dont care just that we dont draw too much attention to ourselves) and the biker gang of foolish little people who think they are ghetto yelled some stuff at us, but being oblivious me, i didn't even realize that fact, i thought they were just screaming for the hell of it. oh well, we somehow managed to return to heather's in one piece, and it was most certainly the most eventful escapade to food mart ever made. then we ate pop tarts and watched marissa and heather play this awesomely cool video game, and watched the game play itself (pikachus kicking each other's asses, along with these adorable ice climber thingys) and apparently ali is not QUITE the greatest at that game...she kept dying over and over again, but she DID manage to win once before she had to leave!! yay for ali! um...heather made some popcorn which threw up all over her kitchen...and we didn't quite help her since we wanted to continue watching futurama and more adult swim whcih had been taped..it was muy divertido. adult swim is awesomely cool...and marissa and kara and heather (kara had come by finally after getting kicked out by erin and her babysitting stint was over) were all singing the songs cuz they watch it so frequently. hmm...katrina and i talked for awhile away from everyone else..good angsty stuff lol. and then at 10:30 mi madre came to get me to come home. sadness.
but it was lotttttsh of fun. weeeeeeee now i must get ready to go someplace.
how's that for an update?
oh yes i should update about school at somepoint but it's not overly exciting and not very funny and i don't really want to think a lot about it and it doesn't compare to the great quotes from last year, 5th period, wtih the meezinator. nor the gleeminator. but mr. spencer is uber cool. he couldn't remember my name all through study hall and he was like DON"T TELL ME! i can't think of it! so finally he like kinda remembered and i was all hurt lol...but he's cool. especially when he makes fun of andre! yay! lol jk. or am i...mwahahaha. and jessie rock now knows that i am THE jessica seminelli..yea she lacks social skills at times...but whatever, must make her a chicago cd now.
so ta ta.
<333 tab (and miss her like WOAH!)
lol,
love and peace,
jessi