Fourth Class - Sciences and Mathematics (ftw)

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Characters: Open to students + Tsuuma
Purpose: Teaching essential information to the childrens~!
Location: Room 01 in Janus Hall
Time: Early afternoon on Tuesday, May 19th
Warnings: Insanity.

Summary: Professor Zweistein has a...unique approach to teaching his subject.

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Teacher Aide: Tsuuma

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[[ Beware, Tsuuma. Beware. ]]

Beware indeed.

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Tsuuma opened the door, having been very very excited, all dressed in her suit and a pair of reading glasses she had found, trying very much to look the part of "teacher", only to drop everything to cover her ears against the loud sounds the instant the door was open.

She whimpered. Oh god.. Too loud. Too loud.

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"Me-Owza!" Zweistein purred like a cat when he saw her. "I didn't know I had a cat student here! Want some milk? A ball of yarn? KITTY LITTER?!"

[imaginarywife]

Tsuuma gave a stern frown. "Are you Professor Zweistein? I am to be your aid for as long as I'm here." Her ears lay back flat, a sign she was moderately annoyed with his behaviour if her face didn't give it away.

"And no, thank you. I do not require any of that. I've had my breakfast and I have no plans for knitting in the near future." She wasn't even going to touch the litter comment.

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He took a step away from her, then started to obviously check her out. "Not bad. You're not jailbait so I won't get in trouble for chasing after some tail!" Zweistein laughed at his own joke extremely loud. "Let's get started by getting you ready!" Quickly, he ran from one side of the class to the other.

[imaginarywife]

Don't hit him, Tsuuma. Do not hit him. You are a classy woman, show some restraint. Though it didn't stop her from wishing Viral was here to rip him to shreds.

She kept her head up and her ears back, from some combination of her displeasure and the loud noise around her, following him across the room.

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Bounding over to her, he tossed her a giant bean bag for her to catch. "Hot potato! Hot potato! Don't drop it!!!"

[imaginarywife]

Tsuuma blinked, startled for a moment, but in the end the cat genetics won out and she caught it rather easily, then proceeded to lower it from her face. He was more insane than Leeron, she was certain of it.

"Professor this is no way for a teacher to behave."

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"UH OH! Your hand! It's burning!!" He took a glass of water from his desk, throwing it toward the hand holding the bean bag. "SOMEONE CALL 911!"

[imaginarywife]

At the splash of water, Tsuuma dropped the bean bag and took a step back with a rather annoyed feline hiss. "It is a beanbag!" She shook her hand and frowned, examining her now wet sleeve.

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Literally jumping up and down in excitement, he shrieked, "OHOHO. You made it cold! ...Class, beware, this is a cat sorceress. Feline magicus is the technical term, goo hoo hoo!"

[imaginarywife]

"I am not a-- Augh!" She shook out her wrist again, very annoyed with all of this. "I am a pianist, a cook, and a housewife. And for the time being, a teaching assistant. That is all!" Sorceress.. What nonsense. And he was supposed to be a man of science!