Right Wing Revelations (Spoof of Revolution by the Beatles)
Originally published at Lane Ellen. You can comment here or there.
This first happened on twitter (for which I was told I was abusing Twitter by posting my new lyrics). So I’m posting in a more appropriate place. Please understand that this is for amusement, and may be offensive. So, with that in mind, here’s my first song off my album, “The Right Wing Sings!” *
You know it’s time for revelations
Don’t you know
Time to get on your knees
I tell you there’s no evolution
Don’t you know
The monkeys stay in the trees
Oh when I talk about resurrection
Oh I know that I can count you out
Soon it’s gonna be, alright!
Soon it’s gonna be, alright!
Soon it’s gonna be, alright!
You say there’s too much pollution
Don’t you know
It’s all part of the plan
There’s no need for a solution
Don’t you know
It’s just the sins of man
But if you want money for people with minds that hate
Just wait till they pass the collection plate.
Soon it’s gonna be, alright!
Soon it’s gonna be, alright!
Soon it’s gonna be, alright!
I say we’ll change the constitution
Don’t you know
You just gotta believe
Marriage is a sacred institution
Don’t you know
It ain’t love if you can’t conceive.
The four horsemen are getting’ ready to ride
Repent now and save your hide
Soon it’s gonna be, alright!
Soon it’s gonna be, alright!
Soon it’s gonna be, alright!
*please note that the opinions and beliefs held within the spoof song are NOT the opinions of the author, and while the song certainly HINTS at the opinions of the author, you should perhaps ask her directly to be certain. But overall, she’s tired of this conservative religious fervor mumbojumbo BS fear-mongering segregationist change-inhibiting hatred stuff.