THE UNIVERSE MAN IT´S BIG AND WE´RE ALL A PART OF IT THINK HOW AWESOME THIS IS THINK THINK THINK THI

Jan 23, 2008 16:18

MATT MATT MATT GIRL MATT DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT THING WHERE YOU CHANGE COLOURS AND STUFF BECAUSE I THINK I NEED THAT NOW COLOURS WEEEEE

[filtered to OU!L // hackable like woah because Mello can´t filter at all right now]
Man. You know what? When I was floating back to my room I saw this huge ass mushroom cloud in the sky and your face was in it, it was big and smiling and it kinda creeped me out but then it was intensely beautiful and I think that´s what it´s like to see God at least that´s how they always describe it on the tv innit so hope you don´t mind me asking now ARE YOU GOD

[filtered to AU!L // 100% hackable]
please accept my hand in marriage I think I love you you have L´s brain with boobs so I imagine that must be uber marriage would be cool but open relationship works too in case you´re progressive like that I don´t mind I´m down with that I don´t think my parents were married ha ha ha wusses

[filtered to OU!Matt // 100% hackable]
and matt matt matt I´ve been thinking about this sex thing a lot lately you know if you decide you stil talk to me but the thing is you see the thing is that I have never done it before with a man I have never done it before with a woman come to think of it so I wouldn´t know and I have this thing where I always want to be the best at everything and such I admit I have issues with that but I´m not sure why I´m telling you this I never told anyone but you see I´ve seen people have sex in those sleazeclubs I was in and t was ICKY

[filtered to OU!Near // 100% hackable]
near hey near near I wanted to ask you this but I was kinda waiting for the right moment but there´s never the right moment isn´t it and so I will simply do it now so here it comes, do you have a crush on me yes or no I´m wondering because I´m getting the feeling you have this weird obsession with me and it´s kinda creepy but it´s also very interesting like a praying mantis or something HEY IS THAT A GUITAR

[EDIT:] I CAN PLAY THE GUITAR!

[EDIT (30 seconds later):] FUCK YOU NEAR YOU HEAR ME?! YOU CAN`T PLAY THE GUITAR LIKE I CAN! I`M PLAYING ALL MY OWN SONGS NOW AND I`M FUCKING BRILLIANT SO SUCK ON THAT

[EDIT (5 minutes later):] I BROKE THE GUITAR!!

[EDIT (3 minutes later):] IT WASN`T A GUITAR AT ALL!!!  HOW DO I MAKE ALL CAPS GO AWAY ah there it is but now I need a new chair.

OOC: Kairi´s potions has sent Mello on an acid trip. YAY FOR DELAYED REACTIONS.
OOC: After this massive post of spazz, OU!Near succeeds in knocking Mello unconscious luring him to come by and placing something heavy over the door ~ so apart from babbling all over the place, he won´t do anything stupid. ^_^

potion making mishaps, potions are good, i´m a fucking rock god i´m a rock i´m an

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