dumb cat

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my neighboor has this little black cat. And he is really cute i have to admit that, but he is like me if i was a cat on the fact that he craves attention. So from time to time my little brother plays with him and the cat sleeps over. Unfortunately this cat loves me, and basicly hung out with me all last night. Jumping on the keyboard. Sure its cute, but annyoing. So then he falls asleep on my bed in that "im so cute, you cant hurt me " pose so i couldnt move him, so i grabbed my pillows and headed for the couch, right as i open the door he decides to get up, so i kick him out of my rooom, i try to sleep but then my mom wakes me up and goes "look who wants to play". The cat then jumps on my lap(which is im boxers now) and accidentally claws my thigh. I tell her that he is driving me nuts, and she says that she has to go to work tommorow. so lowe and be hold im stuck with this cute little bundle of hell fire. So we do the right thing and ump him in my little brothers room. Yay. But my little brother doesnt sleep for long. He wakes up at 6 and goes to eat breakfat, and guess who comes to visit me. If you said vanna white, you're wrong. At 6 in the morning, this thing is jumping up and down on me, doing his cute little innocent meows. Damn DAMN DAMN! finally after about an hour of his jumping and my covering my face in a pillow and crying my self back to sleep he falls a sleep. I roll over at about 10 and i guess the cat is on top off me becuase he falls on the floor and meows because he wants help back up. so i cant take anymore and i go to sleep on the couch, and i woke up about 20 minutes ago. Damn cat is still sleping on my bed. I love him, but i just ruined a perfectly good no school day. Poop

oh yeah, what does this have to do with my site. The cat broke me microphone, so now i cant record anything today.

-Bastard