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00?. [Action for Goldenrod City / FOURTH WALL EVENT]

Dec 10, 2011 04:55

[Normal: Kimblee is hanging out on the outskirts of town today, wandering around in the snow.

Also Normal: His current activity is centered around forced population control on groups of wild Pokémon in the area; most call it "training," the local Rattata call it "horrifying."

Still Normal, If A Bit Disconcerting: Said population control involves ( Read more... )

this is gonna suck, this calls for a tag party, admittedly kind of flailing, itp: ace alchemist investigations, why we can't have nice things, took a level in exploding things, kimblee is overstimulated, kimblee will you put your gloves back on, sanity is so passé, no kill like overkill, transmutation circles everywhere, really damn awful noises, tonight we're going hard, !ic, my spinal cord is totally dancing rn, *action, clearly i have become meguca, everything's exploding and nothing hurts, the happiest day, !fourth wall

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action usedrecover December 11 2011, 00:43:13 UTC

[ WHAT DO YOU MEAN LUST IS CREEPING AROUND EVERYONE TODAY?

Oh. Well. Uh. This is completely true! Have a Lust that seemingly came out of nowhere with a bit of a deep smile. ]

Ah, ah, for all your effort, it's a shame they're only unconscious.

explosivecombat December 11 2011, 00:56:07 UTC

[Well, well - there you are.]

As inclined as I am to agree with you, I can't say that I'm not grateful for the opportunity.

[Nothing is killing his mood today. Nothing.]

It's quite the pleasure to finally see you in person.

usedrecover December 11 2011, 04:11:45 UTC

[ Lust holds her hand out to shake Kimblee's. It's quite obvious she has her homunculus abilities back. ]

A pleasure for myself as well. At least you'll be able to enjoy what was taken wrongfully from you. However, I think I have something that belongs to you. [ The red, shiny, coveted stone appears between her finger tips with the smuggest smile ever. ] I suggest you accept the present.

explosivecombat December 12 2011, 02:30:21 UTC

[...Lust, Kimblee is not one for loud declarations of gratitude, nor is he one for displays of affection, and he especially won't do either if he's fully aware that such things will just be greeted with a lot of condescension and eyerolling. As such, the management would like to ask that you content yourself with this action-bracket declaration that he would very gladly do a number of extremely stupid things for you in exchange for this, including but not limited to kissing you on the spot and/or proposing marriage, if such things were to be demanded and weren't so utterly idiotic to begin with.

As it stands, however, he will very gladly accept both that handshake and that particular bit of shiny, thank you very much.]

You know perfectly well that I won't turn it down - although I doubt you're handing me this solely for my own enjoyment?

[No, seriously, this looks like a brilliant setup for something horrible to happen. Tell him something horrible is about to happen. Preferably because he caused it.]

usedrecover December 12 2011, 15:39:57 UTC

[ Lust doesn't have any specific ideas yet, but she'll formulate something. She's already thinking that Kimblee would have to be dressed up as a police officer and parade through the streets of Goldenrod.

Blowing things up. But Kimblee's reaction is very satisfying to Lust. This means she can possibly preform Very Heartless Things while in Johto. ]

Well, Kimblee, I have some ideas but they'll take a bit of time to properly weave. One involves an ultimate classic of yours, war. Johto and Kanto aren't as connected as it seems. Even Goldenrod, Johto's vital point, is barely hanging on.

[ Yes something terrible is about to happen but you have to wait until the event ends and you can't remember anything ): Oh, Johto sucks. ]

explosivecombat December 12 2011, 17:05:12 UTC

[...but does he get to keep the Stone, though? As utterly useless as it'll be once his alchemy gets killed in the face again, that would be nice...

Either way, you are more than welcome to perform some Very Heartless Things; Kimblee will more than gladly follow you into doing them, though at this point it's less because he actually believes the Homunculi have the power to truly change the world should they inherit it, and more because the playing field is rather level here and he would like to see where this goes.

You lot keep things interesting.]

My, my - as ambitious as ever, I see.

[Though the words are generally noncommittal, his tone is pointed - deets, Lust, if you're willing to offer any more.]

usedrecover December 14 2011, 07:30:32 UTC

[ You might want to approach the mods about that, haha!

Of course, Lust knows that all the best things are indeed accomplished through a little manipulation, and some bribery. Mostly bribery. She is ready to sort of shank his ass the second he gets out of line but Kimblee has always been loyal, so she suppose that doesn't matter much. ]It's simple really. After sowing the seeds of distrust between Goldenrod, Johto and Kanto, like hidden shipments from an entirely different region of banned substances, they'll both grow weary of the city. Then, you as a police officer will bombard and destroy the city to the last drop. Johto will view Goldenrod as seriously criminalistic, They'll launch an investigation, and, with carefully planted evidence, declare Goldenrod at fault and bar it from being part of Johto's league. Then, without their major resources, they'll weaken, upon which Kanto will take notice and invade ( ... )

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