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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I bought porn for belle_of_roses (-10 points). In July I punched narukochan in the arm (-10 points). In September I gave femme_brutality a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I put gum in pigtail_poser's hair (-12 points). In June I stole negotiumuchiha's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-67 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
explosiveart
*whimpers*